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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5406
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

New Minecraft Servers

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Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom mods that will have you laughing until you cry.

Join our community of misfits and meme lords as we build the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. From a giant toilet castle to a rollercoaster made entirely of cheese, the possibilities are endless.

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TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2288
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

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Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9309
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

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Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1915
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Secret Passages Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

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From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8385
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2420	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

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Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8604
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Animals Bred:	24	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1101
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

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VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3377
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Towns Built:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2840
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8463
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Astral Projections Made:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Star Shards Collected:	177	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2833
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Towns Built:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Emeralds Found:	9464	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2884
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragons Tamed:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6430
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Dimension Hops:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1260
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Emeralds Found:	9514	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Towns Built:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6763
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

play.dreamers.fun