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Players:	90/400	Votes:	330
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

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The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

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BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5393
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Ores Mined:	3237

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

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MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7431
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Love Letters Sent:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4951
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	449	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9832
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	241	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7073	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2764
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	8027
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

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LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1430
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	843378
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3932
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Reality Warps Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	98536	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Alien Abductions:	2

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5665
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6635
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6048
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Star Shards Collected:	86	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	578
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8573
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	203
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Farms Harvested:	115
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Animals Bred:	62
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

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MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3300
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Magic Items Found:	4360
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2430
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com