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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1329
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

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Mundo PixelNet

Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1230
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

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MC PGST

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5153
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	25	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

A Pixelmon server that you can play with other trainers! There are a lot of pokémon to capture and battle facilities! A server experience with very little lag and bugs! Daily rewards, quests, battles, bait and more fun games!

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The Cavern

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6154
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magic Items Found:	7349
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Votes:	7486
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

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LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4328
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

play.luxcube.net

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6896
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Farms Harvested:	883
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

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AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3422
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5166
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

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TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3763
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

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GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7080
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Potions Brewed:	82	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

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EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9448
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	29

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4772
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Magic Items Found:	4899	Divine Spears Created:	26

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3047
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Divine Spears Created:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

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MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	486
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Mines Excavated:	4816	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6658
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5931
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	9326
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Play.SiriusMC.net