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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4072
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	3288	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

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LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1222
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Dragons Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

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HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5607
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

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Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6254
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	6979	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Animals Bred:	141	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

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MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8509
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	3

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6951
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magic Items Found:	2553

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

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MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3984
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

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MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4817
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
New Chunks Explored:	18378	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2151
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ores Mined:	4379
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2358
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Potions Brewed:	28	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9211
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	162	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Farms Harvested:	653	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4609
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1979
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9235
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Animals Bred:	60	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3134
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Crops Grown:	5222	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Animals Bred:	158	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

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