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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2505
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Mines Excavated:	4667	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

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KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1642
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

play.kchscraft.net

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1520
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

munchymc.com

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9397
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Votes:	7431	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

jogar.celestialpixelmon.com

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6352
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

play.mc64.wtf

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8867
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

play.minejordyn.org

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7593
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Dragons Tamed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Dimension Hops:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	5

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

mc.omegacraft.cl

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6792
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6208	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Buildings Constructed:	26	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	153	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

play.flaremc.org

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3019
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Void Armor Forged:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

RoyalMC.eu

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9076
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magic Items Found:	6781	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ores Mined:	2740	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

disastermc.com

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5229
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mines Excavated:	3684	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

jogar.mc-mastercraft.net

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	231
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	3568

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

mc.survivaldub.com

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4600
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

play.acornmc.org

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6385
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

mcso.democracycraft.net

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	619
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2

mc.miragecraft.net

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4491
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	23	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

mcs.harrys.gg