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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6445
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Emeralds Found:	299	Zombie Dances:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

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Minecraft.SI

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4846
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Gods Slained:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Farms Harvested:	797	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	138
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

Minecraft.SI

KAIMUX.LT

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	946
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

mc.kaimux.lt

PvPCloud

Factions, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8896
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Villages Defended:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	6

PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

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Hallowed Fantasy

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	517937	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Enchantments Applied:	288
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

play.hallowedfantasy.com

CubeCadia Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2306
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

cubecadia.net

Castaway

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8880
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Void Armor Forged:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Farms Harvested:	681	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37

play.castaway.gg

ElementCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5768
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Animals Bred:	25
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

elementcraft.net

Arai Craft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Star Shards Collected:	215
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to Arai Craft one of the few Cracked Dragon Block servers! The main goal of the server is to progress through the custom saga and get stronger. To help you achieve this goal you can play Parallel quests, Boss fights, Daily missions and train with Mentors. All PVE battles are heavily scripted so you will get a DBC experience like no other! Other then training a great vocal point of the server is the survival world where you can make factions, make money and raid people. Battling it out with other people over loot in DBC combat is one of the most fun parts of the server that will surely be exiting and enjoyable.Technic Download: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/arai-craft.1696794

135.125.189.27:25569

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8709
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

islandmemories.shockbyte.cc

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8322
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	815	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

ddss.craftersland.net

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8800
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	337

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

play.utopiverse.net

Pokecentral

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7369
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9718	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Magic Crystals Found:	9

The Best Minecraft Modded Pixelmon Server! Around for 7+ years!Come experience a custom-made map, diverse achievements, and a custom questline on Pokecentral!Collect custom auras, fill the pokedex, compete in competitive Pokemon tournaments, and more!Pokecentral offers users a unique pixelmon experience with a fusion of hand-made custom features and pixelmon classics, come join!Install Pixelmon and connect easily using our Technic Modpack! Download Pixelmon Here https://bit.ly/PokecentralModpackNeed Support? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Pokecentral

pokecentral.org

Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4314
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Farms Harvested:	187	Alien Abductions:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Crops Grown:	1830	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

pvp.mystiverse.net

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1848	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Zombie Dances:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Void Gems Collected:	38	Magic Items Found:	7072
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

oyna.dunyamc.com.tr

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9559
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

xfirebox.minehut.gg