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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3070
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	244	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

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Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5965
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Animals Bred:	46	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

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Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2434
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	339	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

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Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1698
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Crops Grown:	7718
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

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Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Void Gems Collected:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Dimension Hops:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Star Shards Collected:	147
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Potions Brewed:	85	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

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Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8111
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	5523	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

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Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4865
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

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BD ZONE

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3442
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

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Arcturus Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4231
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

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AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3677
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

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BossCraft

Creative, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1969
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

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Poke Odyssey

Economy, PvE

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7594
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2168	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

170.205.24.67:25568

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	340
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Emeralds Found:	611
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	276
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

play.niftymc.com

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3416
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Epic Battles Fought:	18

cobble.pokeclash.com

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7861
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

aztecmc.org

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7237
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

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