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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8635
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

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SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	447
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Potions Brewed:	137
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

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Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6457
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Star Shards Collected:	215
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	3096

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

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PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8054
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Emeralds Found:	9890	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Enchantments Applied:	251	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

play.politicamc.com.br

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4711
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Crops Grown:	7822
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

mc.royallegacy.net

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	903
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8763
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mines Excavated:	4268	Farms Harvested:	767

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

mchogwarts.net:25593

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

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MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3877
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Moohub.net

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4124
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Villages Defended:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Crops Grown:	2946	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

mc.peacefulvanilla.club

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3622
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	104	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

45.59.168.40

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	990
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

play.mc-paradise.com

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3362
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	218956	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

noob-friendly.com

SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7919
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Potions Brewed:	152
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

supersmp.fun

1MoreBlock.com

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7510
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236	Void Gems Collected:	26
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

1moreblock.com

VoidSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9686
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

voidsurvival.net

Iruvatar Network

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3954
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

play.iruvatar.com