haha i hate myself Minecraft SMP

desuarchive, Groups, habits, haha, hate, hate myself, io, Ip:, Mega, Minecraft, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, Server, smp, Steam, steamcommunity, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6397
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mines Excavated:	3988
Dragon Scales Harvested:	353	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Animals Bred:	28	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

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Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom mods that will have you laughing until you cry.

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MercyMC – Simple Survival – 1.20.4 Just Released!

Adventure, bedrock, Bedrockedition, Casual, Claims, Cluescrolls, Cosmetics, Discord, Events, java, Leaderboards, Newserver, Newworld, Playerwarps, Plugins, Relaxing, Simple, smp, Survival, Tradeshops, Vanilla, Voterewards

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	937
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	369541	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

play_circle_filled MercyMC

» play.mercymc.net «

Small server with improvements to the survival experience. We sell cosmetics on our webstore and provide features such as quests, trade shops, events, and many QOL features!Help us build a great community by joining our server! Join our Discord and follow us on TikTok.

We hope to see you there!

MercyMC - Simple Survival - 1.20.4 Just Released! Minecraft Server

play.mercymc.net

Seim/Jones Tekkit Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

This is a tekkit server for the normal player (you must have the Technic pack to play on the server). We are a friendly community but have pvp (in certain areas). We, right now, have 3 very friendly admins that can be contacted at any time. Destruction catalyst and nuke are banned. Come join us! From the admins at seimr.com

seimr.com

Master Realm X

Minecraft, Minecraftserver, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3473
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Enchantments Applied:	53
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Welcome to Season X Minecraft Server for Minecraft 1.20.1 – Master Realm!

Discover endless possibilities on our ultimate Minecraft server:

Custom Enchantments: Unique gameplay enhancements.RPG World: Immerse in a specially crafted world.Daily Quests and Adventure Worlds: Explore and conquer.Blood Moons: Thrilling challenges await.Brewery: Craft magical potions.Coin Economy: Navigate a dynamic in-game economy.Citizens: Interact with NPCs.Anti-Combat-Log: Fair play guaranteed.Towny: Build and protect your towns.Anarchy EconomyShop: Experience a unique player-driven economy.Unique World Generation: Explore diverse landscapes.Graves with Loss Mechanic: A challenging twist on survival.Goditems: Unleash godly powers.GSit/Lay/Crawl: Unique character animations.18+ Marry Commands: Take in-game relationships to new heights.HORSETPWITHME: Enhanced horse riding.NoMobGriefing: Protect your world from mob destruction.MCMMO: Level up and master your skills.Backpacks: Convenient inventory expansion.Playerkits: Access special kits for aid.Sign Shops: Trade and interact with others.Roles and Ranks: Progress and earn recognition.Images: Share visuals to enhance communication.With Bedrock and Java cross-play, join our welcoming community that’s been thriving for over two years. Our team ensures a hacker-free environment. Explore endless possibilities on Master Realm today!

51.81.23.95:25587

❏ MillenniumCraft ❏ 1.12.2 ❏ Modded ❏ Millenaire ❏ Medieval ❏ RLcraft ❏ Survival

Ancient, Factions, Medieval, Millenaire, Millenniumcraft, Modded, Mods, Rlcraft, Survival, War

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2501
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Villages Defended:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1

🌐 Join MillenniumCraft Today: Forge Your Legacy in a Medieval World!

🧙‍♂️ How to Join:To embark on your medieval journey, download our custom modpack through the following link: [https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/millenniumcraft.1980989]. Ensure you allocate at least 4GB RAM to your Minecraft client for optimal performance.

🌐 Connect with Us:

Link: https://discord.gg/KDdqMSuh9j][Website/Forum Link: **Coming

Welcome to MillenniumCraft, an immersive 1.12.2 modded server that transports you to a rich medieval world filled with adventure, magic, and conquest. 🏰🌍✨ With a thematic blend of Millenaire, Ancient Warfare, and an atmosphere reminiscent of RLcraft, our server offers a unique and challenging experience for players seeking a medieval-themed adventure.

Server Features:

Version: 1.12.2Modded Experience: Immerse yourself in a carefully curated selection of mods that enhance the medieval atmosphere, including Millenaire and Ancient Warfare. Uncover the secrets of the realm and shape your destiny.Hardware Requirements: 🚀 Forge your path with confidence! MillenniumCraft requires a minimum of 4GB RAM allocated to ensure a smooth and lag-free gaming experience.Forge Your Kingdom: 🏴‍☠️🏰 Build your medieval empire, forge alliances, and engage in epic battles. The server encourages player-driven stories and interactions, making every decision impactful.Explore the Unknown: 🗺️ Venture into uncharted territories, encounter mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures. The world is vast, and the possibilities are endless.

Millennium.modded.fun

VexCraft

Survival Games

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7671
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Hi! I would like to introduce the VexCraft server! All our servers are properly developed. We constantly make backups and have strong bot protection. We try to give our players the best gaming experience possible. Our server is constantly running! Current game modes: – Kingdoms – Lobby (coming soon) Our website: https://vexcraft.hu Our Discord server: https://discord.io/vexcraftofficial

play.vexcraft.hu

Compound Cobblemon

Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1142
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dimension Hops:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to the new and exciting world of Compound Cobblemon! Here we work hard to ensure fresh content that keeps the server engaging and most importantly of all an exciting experience!Being a new server we are open and listening for feedback on what we could do better to bring our player base an even better experience!

Server ip: 51.161.71.220:25598

Discord Link: https://discord.gg/Att8hfx6sb

Mods!Terralith! Fire! Nullscape! Backpacks! Farmers Delights and Addons! Fight or Flight! Friends and Foes! In Game Voice Chat! Emotes!

Important Features!Full Economy! Pokedex! Player run gyms! Keep Inventory! Mob Spawning On! Furniture! More Wood Types!

Along with over 100+ pokemon And many other server features to expand on the experience

And even more coming soon!

Hope you join us to start you next pokemon adventure!

51.161.71.220:25598

Craft Global

Adventure, Claimland, Community, Dedicatedserver, Economy, Friendlycommunity, Friendlystaff, Parkour, smp, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4003
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Magic Items Found:	8323	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Step into a realm where vanilla Minecraft is elevated to an epic level! Our server offers a vibrant economy and a special economy shop, adding depth to your gameplay. Experience unique chat minigames, and test your luck with coinflip, while engaging in lively community interactions.

Shop till you drop with our innovative chestshops. Unleash your creativity and power with custom items, bosses, and exclusive plugins you won’t find anywhere else. Your voice matters – participate in voting for server decisions and reap fantastic voting rewards.

Keep the excitement alive with daily streak rewards. Celebrate in style with our purchasable drop parties and thrilling crate parties, creating moments you’ll never forget. Interact with our engaging NPCs, conquer challenging parkour courses, and climb the leaderboards to prove your mettle.

Inclusivity is key – everyone has a chance to shine with our free and paid ranks. Dive into our unique custom multi-tiered dragon scale and farming rewards systems, designed to offer endless possibilities and rewards for every play style.

Play for free (f2p) in a server that’s not just about the game, but about the people. Join our friendly, helpful community and interact with our dedicated, friendly staff. Don’t miss out on our regular giveaways and be a part of our vibrant Discord community.

Don’t just play Minecraft, live it like never before. Join us now and be a part of something extraordinary! 🌟🐉🌾🎉

Join the Discord: discord.gg/twuP7n2zX2

play.craftglobal.org

lostboys

Creative, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1180
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Lostboys is a free to play survival server open to players of all ages and races. We are the home of the popular RPG plugin, Saga, which allows you to do all sorts of fun things such as: + Level up attributes and skill abilities such as Lightning, Parry, Meteors, Bash, Backstab and much more! + Join a profession such as Woodcutting, or Mining. + Choose a class such as Wizard, or Knight. + Join (or create) a faction and wage war (or peace)! + Create working settlements (towns) that protect your things and generate resources. Lostboys has been running now for over 5 years and has seen many players come and go. We have a dedicated team of staff and a tight knit community that we hope will ensure that you enjoy playing on lostboys as much as we first started.

lostboys.game-host.org

Globalia

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	202
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2277
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Runes Activated:	1

Globalia is a factions PvP geopol with a large map active players and many plugins such as slimefun.

globalia.apexmc.co

⮞⮞Rencorner.co⮜⮜ | 🌟Java & Bedrock Crossplay🌟 | Slimefun/RPG/Skyblock/Plot | [McMMO] [Slimefun] [Economy] [Jobs] [Quests] [Custom]

Active, Antigrief, bedrock, Casual, Crossplatform, crossplay, Custom, Economy, Familyfriendly, Fresh, Freshmap, Freshworld, Friendly, Friends, Fun, Griefprevention, Helpful, java, MCMMO, new, Notpay2win, Notpaytowin, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP, Rencorner, Rewards, Shop, Shopgui, SKY, Skyblock, Slimefun, smp, Social, Survival, Voting, Worldedit

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3477
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

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Server Address🔌: mc.rencorner.coJava Edition Port 💻: 25565

Bedrock Edition Port 📱🎮: 19132

Website: ⮞⮞ Rencorner.co ⮜⮜Discord: ⮞⮞ https://discord.gg/gxHue2Greb ⮜⮜════ ⋆★⋆ ════════ ⋆★⋆ ════════ ⋆★⋆ ════════

Server Features

✨New✨Brand new Survival RPG server opened 26th January 2024! We also have Slimefun, Plot and Skyblock servers hosted on our network!

⮞ Java & Bedrock Crossplay + Multi Version SupportAll PC, Mobile, Switch and Console Minecraft gamer’s can easily connect, play, chat and interact with one another on our server! Older Minecraft versions released in the last 3 years are also fully supported!

⮞ Small Friendly CommunityJoin our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!

⮞ Unique GameplayBlend of Vanilla and Modded Gameplay to keep the game interesting!

⮞ Skyblock ServerHundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!

⮞ RPG Survival ServerEconomy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!

⮞ Slimefun Survival ServerSF4 + Foxy Machines + Infinity Expansion + SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!

⮞ Plot ServerTest out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

HippoCraft

Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9570
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Dimension Hops:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Welcome to HippoCraft, the ultimate Minecraft server that offers you an unparalleled gaming experience! Immerse yourself in a fascinating world full of adventure, creativity and social interaction as you move around our platform. What makes HippoCraft unique is the ability to unlock all ranks through exciting quests, allowing you to constantly experience new challenges and rewards and continually improve your skills in the game.Our economic structure allows players to trade with each other and sell or purchase their resources in a thriving Hippo Mall. A sophisticated pipe system facilitates the efficient transport of materials, which is particularly advantageous in large construction projects. The Craftbook gives you expanded building options to let your creativity run wild and create impressive buildings.The brewery at HippoCraft is a haven for potion and beverage lovers. Experiment with different ingredients and create delicious mixed drinks that can give you an advantage in the game. By completing jobs, you can not only improve your skills, but also increase your wealth to explore even more possibilities in the game.RPG features provide an additional dimension to the game by allowing deeper storyline and interaction between players. Shape your gaming experience by evolving into different roles and writing a unique story in the world of HippoCraft.The exclusive head shop on our server offers a variety of unique heads and decorations to customize your gaming character. Pets accompany you on your adventures, while coolly designed armor stands stylishly present your character in the world of HippoCraft.Our engaged community and friendly staff will make you feel welcome from the start. HippoCraft is not just a server, but a living community waiting for you to explore. Join today and experience the fascination of HippoCraft – where adventure, friendship and creativity come together. We look forward to spending an unforgettable time with you in the world of blocks!

134.255.209.3:15200

KeiNett Gaming

Creative, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8221
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	8561	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Buildings Constructed:	17	Villages Defended:	20

KeiNet Gaming

Just visit

http://keinett.com/

for more server information

Short description: Keinett features a multiserver environment with many gamemodes to choose from. Come and swing by and see if you’ll like it here!

mc.keinett.us

SwiftSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6026
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8198
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

One of the best smp server in the Philippines. Join now! One of the best smp server in the Philippines. Join now! One of the best smp server in the Philippines. Join now! One of the best smp server in the Philippines. Join now! One of the best smp server in the Philippines. Join now! One of the best smp server in the Philippines. Join now! One of the best smp server in the Philippines. Join now!

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XGaming

Minecraft, Survival, Survivalgames

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9176
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Join us at play.xgaming.club for an unparalleled gaming experience!

Dynamic Gameplay – Endless Possibilities!NPC-Crafted QuestsTailored RewardsMultilingual InteractionPersonalized TradingMagic Spells in Any Language!

Refer code: /refer xgamingReady for a gaming revolution? Join play.xgaming.club and redefine your adventure!

play.xgaming.club

NuciCraft

Micronation, Private, Privateserver, Privatesmp, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Romania, Romanian, Survival, Survivalserver, Whitelist

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	379
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Towns Built:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Crops Grown:	7103	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

A private Romanian vanilla survival server with a small but friendly community!

Emphasis is on construction, role-play and fun; PvP being disabled.

The world is divided into micronations, such as Nucilandia and FBU (Brotherhood of United Blocks). Each player is a citizen of at least one of these countries, and has the opportunity to contribute to their development. Most players choose to live in cities, bringing their architectural dreams to life on a grand scale, but this is not the rule.

The server world was created a decade ago, and repeatedly updated to the latest versions of the game. The oldest builds on the server date back to 2012, when Minecraft was at version 1.1.

If you want to join this world, and be part of its history, here are the details: https://www.nucilandia.ro/nucicraft/info/

Access to this server is based on a whitelist. You can request to be added to our Discord server, which you can find in the link above.

mc.nucilandia.ro