haha i hate myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	301
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

New Minecraft Servers

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19b16t

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8382
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	492	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
New Chunks Explored:	782130	Void Armor Forged:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

an anarchy server(updating ram soon) this servers playcount has dropped a lot recently (outdated banner ik)

19b16t.aternos.me

Slarof – Survival, RolePlay server Minecraft

Economy, Events, No Private, Pirate, Roleplay, Russian, Survival, Whitelist, Without Launcher

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9815
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Slarof is a survival server that has:

• Small but talented community

• Support for Plasmo Voice and EmoteCraft mods

• Changed and additional mechanics

Survive, communicate, join settlements and find friends, and if you wish, roleplay

65.21.88.156:20941

Freicrafter.de

Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1987
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you looking for an old-school freebuild or survival server? Are you a fan of manageability and would like to experience survival to the fullest like back then?

Then we have exactly the right thing for you! ► Freicrafter.de [Version: 1.16.4]

► Discord: https://discord.gg/nFf7QGWat2

Freicrafter.de

Top secret

BUILD, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1134
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	1270	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Votes:	6850	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

Hello and welcome to Top Secret!

We are dedicated to providing the best possible experience for our players! Also we’re constantly working to improve the server and make it even more fun and engaging for everyone. If you have any suggestions on ways to improve I encourage you do so through our discord! We listen to our community and provide the best possible survival experience we can.

So if you’re looking for a place to unleash your creativity, make new friends, and have a ton of fun, then you’ve come to the right place. Join us on our Minecraft server through our discord and let’s create something amazing together!

Discord.gg/topsecret

play.topsecretmc.com

Tecnius

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6944
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Enchantments Applied:	107
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Welcome to Tecnius! IP: play.tecnius.net Technical survival server, latest version of Java AND Bedrock, community focused for NON premium and premium. There are great new items and dynamics that will make your experience special! The optional Texturepack includes custom skins, new items and mobs. You’ll also find Dungeons with special bosses, unique items, and custom weapons! And we have creative world! The staff is very active, and is always working to fix any problem or question that arises. Don’t hesitate to talk to them! The community awaits you!

play.tecnius.net

MistyRealms .. BEST GRIEF SERVER Minecraft server

Clans, Donations, Economy, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, Private, PvE, PvP, Russian, Without Launcher

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Enchantments Applied:	155	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

MistiRealms – Something unusual!

mistyrealms.mcmem.ru

Argonath RPG

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2050
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	282	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Enchantments Applied:	168	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	755555	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

WHITELIST SYSTEM The server is running a whitelist system, besides its login system. You must join the discord in order to whitelist yourself, this process it automatic. https://discord.com/invite/2rXkHfFakt

mc.argonathrpg.eu

Coven smp

Abilities, Active, Balanced Economy, Economy, Parkour, PvP, PvP Survival, Ranks, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	372
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Farms Harvested:	973
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Coven SMP – Survival Multiplayer Coven is a Werewolf and Vampire server that has good hopes and high standards You can be dead or undead the choice is yours. The Server is very friendly and very positive!

covenmcsmp.apexmc.co

Katchy

Economy, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	585
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5400
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

A Slimefun Survival server with an active community and auction house! Most people in the community are chill and fun to talk to, and there are many helpful Mods/Admins ready to help you with any problem you may have.

Katchy.minehut.gg

CrystalCube Minecraft server

Economy, No Donations, No Private, Pirate, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, Without Launcher

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6651
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Friendly Minecraft server on version 1.19. A small online with proven, adequate players with whom you will definitely make friends) There are no donations or passes, the server is absolutely free, you just need to submit an application to confirm your identity. There are no privates on the server, everything is based on trust and mutual understanding. There are also no mods here, and the installed plugins are aimed at protection and optimization, so the server is purely vanilla. Guilds have already formed on the server and you can join one of them, survive alone and even form your own guild! If the server interests you, run to read the rules and submit an application, we are waiting for you)

To get into whiteList:

1. Go to the VK group http://vk.com/crystal_cube

2. Read the group rules carefully

3. Fill out the application

4. Be sure to go to discord http://discord.gg/4xFK5a9M6c

5. Get approval, enjoy the game)

crystalcube.ru

ObtaniaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7132
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Animals Bred:	34	Love Letters Sent:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

ObtaniaMC is a thriving, community driven Java 1.19.2 SMP server online since 2019, last reset 4th June 2022. We offer a variety of features on the server including Slimefun, Custom Enchants, mcMMO, as well as server Economy integration via Quests, Player Warps / Shops and Admin Shops. Our server has been continually evolving throughout time, placing the community before anything else.

Our server uses a golden shovel-style land claiming system in order to prevent grief, and enables the creation of fantastic builds through cheap building materials and free fly tokens from crates. Through Slimefun, with many of its addons, we provide a plethora of extremely engaging activities and our custom enchantments provide a level of progression beyond normal vanilla Minecraft. Quests are our main source of income into the economy, and player shops are easy to set up to buy and sell items.

obtaniamc.com

Guardianskies.online

Abilities, Balanced Economy, Bukkit, FullPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, PvE, Skyblock, Spigot

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3520
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Guardianskies, is a unique and custom skyblock experience. Bedrock support is implemented! Hours have went into developing and refining the structure of the server. We have custom minigames, mcmmo, hundreds of custom challenges, and a balanced economy. Spawners, keys, and other perks have a chance of being rewarded to players in-game through various ways. Our server is fairly made and optimized. You are sure to have a unique and awesome experience here at Guardianskies!

guardianskies.online

SweetAnarchy

Anarchy

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3736
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Animals Bred:	97	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	New Chunks Explored:	622330
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Sweet Anarchy has been online since September 2020. It was recently updated to Minecraft 1.18.2 and the world size has exceeded 1.5 TB. Come check it out and be part of Anarchy Minecraft history!

Even though there is plenty of griefing, stash raiding, double crossing, withers, back stabbing, portal traps and PvP there is also a friendly community of players who leave kits around spawn and help new players get started… or kill them. You never know for sure. Spawn area is heavily damaged but not impossible to escape and trees and animals can be found within 300 blocks of zero zero.

sweetanarchy.net

DreamMC season pre-5… Vanilla 1.20.4 Minecraft server

Empty, No Private, Pirate, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4170
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Greetings to all Minecraft players. We are pleased to present you our private server DreamMC 1.20.X Our project uses only the latest “released” version of the game, which ensures maximum stability and uninterrupted operation. We have a friendly and responsive administration that is always ready to help you resolve any issues.

If you are looking for quality gaming experience, then you have come to the right place! We adhere to strict rules and our economy is balanced. No privileges that could disrupt the economics of the server.

To fully immerse yourself in the gameplay, be sure to use the texture pack. And don’t forget to read the information on the server or website.

We also guarantee minimal ping, since the server is located in the Russian Federation. We do not stand still and are constantly improving our equipment. We already have a powerful AMD RYZEN 9 5950X processor and DDR4 64GB 3600 Mhz RAM + SSD m2 nvme 1TB.

testing.dreammc.su

GenZC – Minecraft Server

FTB

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7709
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	225
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

GenZC DDSS – Minecraft Server , Dungeon Dragons and Space Shuttles.. modded server for modded times hvfdsyfaerhfeionv uerhwufhsd fauefhudhsf aufuefusefhsudfh efiufhdsuahef

192.99.18.7:25578