/Haha/ I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	100
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	1415
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Crops Grown:	6253
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Holy Grails Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Farms Harvested:	613

New Minecraft Servers

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MineDOT

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	425
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Secret Passages Found:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

New survival server, with features of Towny.SERVER IP: MineDOT.org VERSION: 1.20 – 1.20.4Cracked and premium players can play

MineDOT.org

SkyWars

Anarchy, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4911
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Void Gems Collected:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24
Alien Abductions:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

The Official SkyWars server that started it all! Battle players upon floating islands and be the last man standing!SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net– Playable on 1.8 – 1.19.1! – First and original server released in August of 2013. – Apart of the Official Skyblock server network. – Custom and unique SkyWars plugin. – Over 1,000,000 unique players joined. – Custom items and Skybuck currency that enhance gameplay. – Dozens of maps to play on. – FFA – Quick 8 player games. – 1v1 – Battle a single player and stake money.

skywars.com

Brutal Kingdoms

Anarchy, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Welcome to Brutal Kingdoms, where survival means strategy! Our server offers a challenging twist – a world limited by a border with scarce resources, eliminating VIP privileges. It’s a level playing field, pushing players to rely on wit and tactics. No private areas, just pure survival skills at play. Join us for an intense Minecraft adventure where every move matters. Are you ready to conquer Brutal Kingdoms? Join now for a unique survival experience!

mc.brutalkingdoms.online

Plasmodia

Economy, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4618
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Runes Activated:	2

Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

plasmodia.org

Emopia.se

Creative, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4028
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

emopia.se

Kragmc

Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3987
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2

This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

kragmc.vyxterhost.net:25608

HostileMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4063
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Votes:	6952	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

hostilemc.vurig.host

Vampiric Classics

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	306
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Crops Grown:	8899
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

Vampiricclassic.playwn.co:25583

Crafters Cove

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5050
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Holy Grails Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Dragons Tamed:	6	Animals Bred:	134

The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

play.crafterscove.fun

Goblin SMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7804
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

goblinsmp.org

The New Deck

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8510
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5486	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

play.thenewdeck.com

Oblivion Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5515
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Alien Abductions:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

play.oblivionprison.com

PRIMAL

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4753
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

play.primalminecraft.com

VexedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

org.vexedmc.com

Bcraft Brazil

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5590
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

mc.bcraft.com.br