/Haha/ I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5399
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	21	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	90
Dragon Eggs Found:	7919	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

New Minecraft Servers

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Ever wanted to fish while possessed by a ghost? Well, now you can on our server! We have a special event where you can fish for haunted fish that will possess you and make you do crazy things in-game.

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And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground society called the Posshouse, where players gather to plot world domination and pull off epic pranks on unsuspecting players. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter the Posshouse, there’s no turning back.

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VenatusMC

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6660
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Welcome to VenatusMC! Join NationSMP today!! Build your nation and create the biggest empire!!! Why does this description have to be so long? Also, why haven’t you joined yet? 🙂

play.venatusmc.com:25594

UnitMC

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3889
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Dragon Scales Harvested:	370	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Crops Grown:	1089

Welcome to UNIT PRISON!We’re the place to go if you’re looking for a PvP based prison server!IP: unitprison.com Website: store.unitprison.com Discord: discord.gg/unit

unitmc.org

DoonPlex

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1323
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151

Java IP: doonplex.ggs.gg Twitter: https://twitter.com/DoonPlex Discord: https://discord.gg/ZaxCddvyvp TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@doonplex?lang=en Twitch:https:https://www.twitch.tv/doonplex Minigames: -SMP -SkyBlock -Spartan Wars -Mining Dead -PartyGames -Murder Mystery -Cops&Culprits -BlockHunt -HungerGames

45.126.209.171:25627

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4977
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

craftmc.pl

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

play.globecraft.xyz

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6637
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

vanillahub.net

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2042
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5350
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

play.pokeretreat.com

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1611
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ores Mined:	7740	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

[email protected].

RawMinecraft2.mcserv.co

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	9260
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	50

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	160
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Divine Spears Created:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	264
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4080
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Falling into the Void:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8430
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Secret Passages Found:	6
Potions Brewed:	161	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8624
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2700
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5034
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Buildings Constructed:	22	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Enchantments Applied:	80
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

play.friendlycraftmc.com