/Haha/ I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	554
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	New Chunks Explored:	113214
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

New Minecraft Servers

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Ever wanted to fish while possessed by a ghost? Well, now you can on our server! We have a special event where you can fish for haunted fish that will possess you and make you do crazy things in-game.

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And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground society called the Posshouse, where players gather to plot world domination and pull off epic pranks on unsuspecting players. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter the Posshouse, there’s no turning back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now at posscraft: 51.79.108.212 and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9022
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Dimension Hops:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

play.safe-haven.me:25645

DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1860
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8610

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

play.dnsmp.fun:25664

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6072
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Void Gems Collected:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5775
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magic Items Found:	5652	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	5392
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	16

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6839
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

play.meloncloud.net

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4037
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Alien Abductions:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

mso.mantic.gg

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8040
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6513	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Rubinen.no

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4700
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4004	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Zombie Dances:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	131	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

play.draconitymc.com

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6488
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magic Items Found:	3159	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

play.guildcraft.net

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6943
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

mc.nostalgiacraft.fun

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2963
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Towns Built:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

mc.archermc.net

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3250
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	34

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

play.spongecraft.net

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6707
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

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KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7835
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Endless Night Skies:	3	New Chunks Explored:	372658
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ores Mined:	4111	Alien Abductions:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net