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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with shenanigans, pranks, and outrageous adventures.

Ever wanted to fish while possessed by a ghost? Well, now you can on our server! We have a special event where you can fish for haunted fish that will possess you and make you do crazy things in-game.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Roadkill Race, where players compete to see who can run over the most animals in a set amount of time. It’s a hilarious and chaotic event that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground society called the Posshouse, where players gather to plot world domination and pull off epic pranks on unsuspecting players. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter the Posshouse, there’s no turning back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now at posscraft: 51.79.108.212 and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

MineHeart is a Quality Public Lifesteal & Earth SMP Server that is available for both Java & Bedrock. It is a one of a kind Gamemode that allows users to steal hearts from one another, once you hit 0 Hearts, you will be banned from the server for a set period of time.IP = play.mineheart.net Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Star Shards Collected:	279	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Looking for a roleplaying community that caters to both veteran roleplayers and new roleplayers?Then Roleplay Hub is the server for you! We have two main roleplays with one centering around a secondary school in Japan and one centering around the fictional fantasy world of “Enarion.” Not only will you have a unique roleplay experience with us, you’ll get to see all of our amazing models and plugins!We’re a smart-minded & determined roleplay community here on Minecraft to provide the best experience possible for all of our players across all of our genres. We also provide support for platforms such as minecraft bedrock & java edition, allowing for to you play wherever.We’d be honoured to provide you with an experience to remember!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Items Found:	4019
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.