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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with shenanigans, pranks, and outrageous adventures.

Ever wanted to fish while possessed by a ghost? Well, now you can on our server! We have a special event where you can fish for haunted fish that will possess you and make you do crazy things in-game.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Roadkill Race, where players compete to see who can run over the most animals in a set amount of time. It’s a hilarious and chaotic event that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground society called the Posshouse, where players gather to plot world domination and pull off epic pranks on unsuspecting players. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter the Posshouse, there’s no turning back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now at posscraft: 51.79.108.212 and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2820	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

BendersMC is a Four-Elements Minecraft Survival & Factions server that allows players to wield elemental bending powers and duel each other. Every player gets to have special abilities which makes PVP far more engaging and enjoyable!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	120
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

CarbonCraft is a community-driven Enhanced Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server with a variety of improvements specially tailored to improve your overall Minecraft experience. Our server features: – Economy & Land Claim – Personal Warps & Player Shops – Sethome, TPA, RTP – Jobs – Marriage – Skill Progression – Additional Enchantments – Improved Mining & Revamped Fishing – Free Vote Ranks & Daily Login Bonuses – …and so much more! We have an experienced, mature, and seasoned staff team ready to guide you on your adventure. Our community is active, welcoming, and always looking for new friends. Join us today!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Animals Bred:	88
Magic Items Found:	8646	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

OreoMC is a Java & Bedrock Survival SMP, Designed from the ground up with custom content in mind. If you are tired of the same old Minecraft server we invite you to check out our server to experience something that you cannot find anywhere else! IP: mcservers.oreo.gg  Bedrock Port: 19132  Version: 1.18 – 1.19.3  Discord: https://discord.gg/bQPaBXymXM

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Emeralds Found:	4348
Dragon Eggs Found:	6228	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88r7v7q2NTs&ab_channel=YOMMC DayZ Description: Mode based on DayZ, Unturned, Rust, and Escape from Tarkov. Survive in a dangerous world and make it to evac alive with all your loot. PvP and PvE threats, bosses, and a massive open world.WarZone PvP WarZone PvP is a massive Kit PvP type server with guns and levelsInfernal Realms Infernal Realms is an MMO RPG PvP Adventure server! You pick a class, fight monsters, level up, conquer dungeons and bosses, create and rule towns, command armies, unlock gear, wage war and become King of the realm! The fun never ends on Infernal Realms!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

PlayFusePlayFuse is a server focus on quality. We currently provide Three gamemodes, SkyBlock, our latest gamemode. SMP that we have had for over two years and the newly opened CreativeAll the gamemodes have been well thought out, are balanced and theres a ton of features to play with, such as custom crafting, special textures, new mobs, materials and more!We have a active & friendly community of players, great events, and amazing features, you wont be bored if you play on PlayFuse!IP: ms.PlayFuse.net Website: PlayFuse.org Discord: PlayFuse.org/discord Twitter: Twitter.com/DivineWoodsMC

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!