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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with shenanigans, pranks, and outrageous adventures.

Ever wanted to fish while possessed by a ghost? Well, now you can on our server! We have a special event where you can fish for haunted fish that will possess you and make you do crazy things in-game.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Roadkill Race, where players compete to see who can run over the most animals in a set amount of time. It’s a hilarious and chaotic event that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground society called the Posshouse, where players gather to plot world domination and pull off epic pranks on unsuspecting players. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter the Posshouse, there’s no turning back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now at posscraft: 51.79.108.212 and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Emeralds Found:	3854

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Falling into the Void:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Bedrock Cross-play now supported!TownySMP is a 1.20.x Earth Survival server with a semi-vanilla RPG experience. We are dedicated to creating a friendly and inviting community. Established in March of 2021, we are run by experienced professionals who look to bring Minecraft to the next level!Claim your land using Towny and invite your friends to create thriving towns and nations. Earn money actively using JobsReborn or sell basic materials with a command, then trade it away at PlayerShops! Rank-up using ingame money to earn new perks, boosts, and tags. Whether your goal is to compete, build, or just make new friends: TownySMP is the server for you!Features: – Towny claim system with no-grief survival – Rank System with Custom Perks – Player-focused economy – Jobs & /sell to earn money – Voting Crates & Pinata – RPG Experience with McMMO – Dedicated server hardware

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

We are a 1.19+ Hermitcraft-like survival server with a awesome friendly 18+ community!Just like Hermitcraft, we use some datapacks for 1 player sleep, mob & player heads and for a co-ord hub. With that in mind we are a “Semi-Vanilla” Survival Server. The closest to Vanilla you’ll get with anti-grief/stealing and server optimisations. We have no plugins that affect gameplay like /spawn /home /back, keepinv, land claim, etc.. Builds and items are safe because we use CoreProtect.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

You arrive at our server spawn, it’s time to explore the worlds of CubedMC!We are a PvE server. No-griefing and No-stealing guidelines are strictly enforced.– Become the Mayor of a town, or join and help expand an existing community! – No Server Resets & Fresh Resource Worlds. Explore a permanent 70k x 70k main world, and other worlds easily with /rtp! – Rank up from a weary Traveler all become a royal! – Increase your McMMO power level to unlock special abilities by performing tasks! – Have Fun and Follow the Rules! CubedMC has an amazing community of players and staff who are always happy to help.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

SkyMata Is A Java + Bedrock Minecraft Server With Brand New Plugins, Inventive Features And Welcoming Community. Come Move The Ground At Will Or Set A Field Ablaze With Earth & Fire Bending On SkyMata Survival!Go To War With Your Enenmies In Towny And Try To Avoid Being A War Criminal! PVP With Custom Swords, Bombs, And Special Powers For The Most Unque Gameplay.Take Over the Economy With PlayerShops and Auction Houses! Come Join Us, We’d Love To Have You.IP: skymata.games Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/skymata

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Love Letters Sent:	20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.