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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with shenanigans, pranks, and outrageous adventures.

Ever wanted to fish while possessed by a ghost? Well, now you can on our server! We have a special event where you can fish for haunted fish that will possess you and make you do crazy things in-game.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Roadkill Race, where players compete to see who can run over the most animals in a set amount of time. It’s a hilarious and chaotic event that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground society called the Posshouse, where players gather to plot world domination and pull off epic pranks on unsuspecting players. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter the Posshouse, there’s no turning back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now at posscraft: 51.79.108.212 and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Mystical Network

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

A Minecraft network server established in the Philippines, aiming to create an Asian Network server, to create a fun, peaceful, fair gameplay experience, and social community engagement!

And we 100% preserve your progress, we treasure your dedication to playing here, as part of making our history in this server!

In Mystical Network? We value our players 🙂

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	253	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Snorlex

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

hey there everyone, Snorlex will be back and running this thursday 25th of January. If you guys would like to play along side us, come and join our discord for more news :). Yes this is a full reset except for house builds that players have built in the town as they are permanent, same with new upcoming players if you build your houses there as long as you’re active your builds will be permanent. We welcome everybody, we have a lot of events coming up during the first week of release so make sure to come and join!

Here are some sneak peaks of some new contents/buildings in our pixelmon

Server is essentially non-pay to win other than our ranks. We dont sell any pokemons, we do have pokemon crates but they are only obtainable through, tournaments/events!

Other than the ranks we do sell cosmetics for your characters to support our server.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ZRGCloud

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

we have 10 ranks buyable with in-game currency, We offer just 2 ranks to be bought real money.* Player-Warps – Set your own Warp * Player Particles – Create your own custom Particles * Core Arena – Fight waves of mobs and earn rewards * Player-Shops – Create your sweet dream shop * Spawner-Collectors – Lets see how OP you are! * Jobs – Select your job today, Master it…. * Grief-Prevention – Protect your land today! * Rank-up – Can you get up to RANK GOD… * Quick-Shop – Easy to create your own today.. * Mob-To-Eggs – What is your Favorite Creature? * Resource Worlds – No need to reset the main world or end or nether. Only the Resource Worlds. * So much more!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

StealBlock

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Dive into an unparalleled Minecraft experience with our unique StealBlock mode, designed for those who crave the thrill of strategic gameplay, base building, and epic spawner heists! Get ready for an adrenaline-fueled journey filled with daring heists, massive bases, powerful alliances, and a world where every block is a potential target.Dynamic Heisting: Plot and execute daring spawner heists to steal the most coveted loot from your rivals. Plan your moves carefully, outsmart your opponents, and emerge victorious as the ultimate heist mastermind.Massive Base Building: Unleash your creativity as you build colossal bases to fortify your stolen spoils. Construct impenetrable fortresses, elaborate defenses, and secret passages to protect your treasures from would-be thieves.Team Up for Dominance: Form alliances with fellow players to create unstoppable teams. Strategize, communicate, and conquer the StealBlock world together. Your success depends on the strength of your alliances and the bonds you forge with your teammates.Crates and Rewards: Unlock exclusive rewards and rare items by opening crates scattered across the server. The more daring your heists, the greater the treasures you’ll uncover. Will you be the one to discover the most coveted loot?Ranks and Prestige: Climb the ranks of infamy and become a legendary figure in the StealBlock universe. Showcase your skills, earn prestige, and unlock powerful perks that will set you apart from the rest.Fair Play and Challenges: While the thrill of stealing spawners is at the core, we prioritize fair play and challenges. Engage in exciting competitions, face tough opponents, and revel in the satisfaction of outsmarting your rivals.Embark on a journey where cunning strategy, teamwork, and audacious heists define your success. Join StealBlock MC today and become a master of the art of thievery in a Minecraft universe where every stolen block tells a tale of triumph!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Bhoot MC

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay

Bored playing minecraft alone? Play now with ghosts! BhootMC is India’s one of the best Minecraft network with a lot of crazy gamemodes including Lifesteal, BhootWARS and FFA. This server was originally founded by RoyalAadi. This server have a special feature named AD TO EARN by which players can get free ranks & coins just by watching some small ads! Link- https://ads.bhootmc.fun

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SL Network

KitPvP, LifeSteal

Who are we? SL Networkis India’s Biggest Minecraft NetworkWhat do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(SL Network is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.slnetwork.fun ◆ Bedrock Port: 25583

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mines Excavated:	4799

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MCTribes Lifesteal

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome To MCTribes Welcome to MCTribes, the ultimate destination for all Minecraft players looking for team-based game modes. With our servers running on the latest version 1.20+, we strive to provide you with the best gaming experience possible. Our servers offer a variety of game modes, including the popular factions,HCF & PracticePvP as well as our custom new game mode “Tribes” designed to keep you on the edge of your seat. Our dedicated team works tirelessly to ensure that our servers are constantly updated and running smoothly, so you can focus on what really matters – playing and having fun with your friends.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crafted Realms

PvE, PvP, Survival

Embark on a journey where survival is key in this new custom world generation. Gather resources, craft tools, and build shelters to protect yourself from the dangers that lurk in this new world. From hostile mobs to hard harsh environments. collaborate with your fellow players or go solo- the choice is yours!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BlossomBuilds

Cross-Play, PvE, Vanilla

BlossomBuilds – Explore the Faerie Realm!Features:Themed Fantasy Builds, BlepFishing, and Exclusive Crates. Rank Progression with Voting Rewards and Custom Items. KeepInventory for worry-free exploration. Enchanting Realms Await:Unlock mystical perks as you climb ranks. Dive into BlepFishing for unique fish and rewards. Discover treasures through our exploration rewards. Join BlossomBuilds Today! Server IP: mc.blossombuilds.com

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

TalesHaven

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

TalesHaven is a semi-vanilla survival server with a friendly community. Our features: ● Jobs: Join a job and earn money to save for a rank, or spend it in our server shop. ● Quests: Ready for a challenge? Join a quest and unlock cool rewards! We have over 1400+ quests and 17 categories. ● McMMO: We have a unique skill progression system to level your skills and unlock new abilities. ● AuctionHouse: Sell or buy resources on the Auction House and grow your money balance. ● Server Shop: We have a server shop to buy all sorts of resources from items to blocks and more. ● PlayerWarps: Set a player warp for your friends, or your XP farm. The choice is yours! ● ChestShop: Create your shop with chests so players can visit your place and buy your resources. ● RankShop: Save up your money and buy unique new ranks, these come with new features and commands! ● GriefPrevention: Prevent griefers from griefing your builds by claiming your land.TalesHaven is also cross-play compatible so you can join using Bedrock Edition, Windows Edition, or Pocket Edition. Ready to survive with us? Join our server at play.taleshaven.net if you’re using another platform other than Java edition, use play.taleshaven.net:25568.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Emeralds Found:	498	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

VioletCity

Economy, Survival

VioletCity is an SMP focused on building a friendly community, everyone is welcome here! Whether you want a place to chill and hang out with your friends, or grind your way to becoming the wealthiest, this server is the perfect place for you!We have plenty of QOL features, including land claims so you can build without any worries! There’s tons of stuff planned to be added soon, so join today so you don’t miss out!Join us at: violetcity.mcserver.ws Join the discord server for news on updates, etc: https://discord.gg/XSrEMnTJjP

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	179
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Hypiworld

Survival, Whitelist

A survival server with Create Mod! Since July 11, 2022 and is still ACTIVE. We used to be only in China, but are now turning to the world.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Void Gems Collected:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

AppleNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Come have fun in our skyblock 1.8 IP: iscraft.minecraftserv.com SkyBlock is a new part of the Blockman GO game saga that allows you to create your own world alone or with friends. You can build buildings and even entire cities or explore dangerous dungeons in search of valuable resources.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PokeValley

Survival

Hey everyone! Are you tired of playing on servers that give an unfair advantage to those who pay? Look no further than PokeValley! Our incredible Cobblemon server has opened it’s doors to anyone looking for a mighty adventure and we’re so excited to invite you to join our growing community! Here are just a few of the features you can expect: – Player-run Gyms, Elite Four & Champion – PokeDex rank rewards – Tournaments and other community events Note that the Overworld border will be increased by 5k with every new Cobblemon structure update. This could also include one of the other dimensions depending on the update.We do not have a way to buy anything on our server besides of a Vip rank that gives you access to /nick.While we strive to maintain a vanilla experience, we do have some quality of life features like /tpa, /home, /rtp, and more.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

FoxSMP

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

A minecraft bulgarian server! You can find: -Spawn -Events -Cool Staff -So much more

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8495	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.