/Haha/ I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

Craft, desuarchive, fisherposseditionroadkill, Groups, habits, haha, hate, i hate myself, io, Ip:, Map, Mega, Minecraft, nz, posscraft, posshouse, smp, steamcommunity, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with shenanigans, pranks, and outrageous adventures.

Ever wanted to fish while possessed by a ghost? Well, now you can on our server! We have a special event where you can fish for haunted fish that will possess you and make you do crazy things in-game.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Roadkill Race, where players compete to see who can run over the most animals in a set amount of time. It’s a hilarious and chaotic event that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground society called the Posshouse, where players gather to plot world domination and pull off epic pranks on unsuspecting players. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter the Posshouse, there’s no turning back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now at posscraft: 51.79.108.212 and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Nexia

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

When you join Nexia, you’re joining more than just an ordinary Minecraft server. You become part of an amazing community. You, our players, are the most important thing to us, because you make the server what is it! You are our biggest priority. It’s our job to make sure you are happy and enjoying your time with us as best as we can. Our members are family to us. We look beyond the screen and care about our members personally as well. Our player base consists of wonderfully helpful members, always willing to lend a hand and some even lend an ear.

Our staff team are some of the nicest you’ll ever find in a Minecraft server. We have zero tolerance for rude, immature or discriminative behaviour in our community and our staff are the perfect examples of community behaviour. Any issues that may arise are dealt with quickly and fairly with everyone’s best interest in mind. Members are always welcome to contact the staff team for any sort of help, whether it be in-game or even in their personal lives.

Our members are responsible for keeping us going and helping us grow with their donations. 100% of any money donated is used to keep the community alive. No one personally profits from any money received, so you can rest assured when you donate to Nexia your money goes straight to the community. Every month we post a financial report publicly to the community, so you know exactly how the money that you donated is being spent. We want to be sure everyone has the best experience we can possibly give to keep the community thriving. All ideas are heard with open minds, all members are treated equally, and we work our hardest to create a supportive environment for all.

If you are interested in joining us on our adventure together, join our discord: https://discord.gg/eDfzCvZPVu

Find us on Twitter @playnexia

Find us on Instagram @NexiaMC

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PopCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PopCraft Survival Server

– 24/7. – Server has been running since beta 1.8. – Friendly staff and players. – Server rules can be viewed using the “/rules” command in-game.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Penguin Craft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Our community is based on Minecraft survival. A type of survival experience where players can create Towns using the Towny plugin. The Towny plugins allows players to create large towns will all their friends to create the most impressive buildings that you can think of. Our community strives on players and staff who create the enjoyable atmosphere for all.

Unlike the majority of Minecraft servers, Penguin Craft is ran on dedicated hosting. Running on powerful equipment, we can assure you have a lag-free experience on Penguin Craft. Come and start your own adventure on Penguin Craft, you will not regret it.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchantments Applied:	185

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

GC2 Polska

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

GC2 server Factions + SkyBlock + Minigames Unique, original plugins and world generators. We invite you! IP: gc2.pl /// gc2.mcsw.pl

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Arkham Network

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skywars

ArkhamNetwork 1.7.2-1.7.10

Welcome to ArkhamNetwork, were a fun Minecraft server network! We have custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback! You are what make us what we are today. Thank you!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

McTopia

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

McTopia is a minecraft network consisting 5 different servers with many custom plugins created by the owner of McTopia. McTopia also has a website with a live list of online players along with an online ban-system and forum. Our staff is among the friendliest people you will ever come across. Come join us today!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	35

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Nomercymc

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Skyroad

Skyroad Minecraft:

Different game types under one roof!

Survival, Freebuild, Events, WAR, PvP.

Join Skyroad: http://wiki.skyroad.me/Join

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Magic Items Found:	1472
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SkullCraft Skyblock

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Join now, you’ll have a blast playing on SkullCraft Skyblock!

Key Features: » Recently reset « » Latest in Skyblock Mechanics « » 10 Themed Starter Islands « » Player Shops « » Upgradable Islands « » Nether / End World Access « » Minigames « » Pre1.9 PVP Mechinics « » MCMMO RPG Leveling System «

► IP: play.skull-craft.com ► Version: 1.8 – 1.15+

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1923	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ParkourCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock

KitPvP – Custom kit server with plenty of classes to fit your specific play type Parkour – Custom parkour server with completable levels that will track your completion statistics. Factions – 1.8 FactionsUUID with Crates and KoTH Survival – Hardcore Vanilla PvP Skyblock – Skyblock survival with challenges and a great community. Creative – 101×101 plots with plenty of people to enjoy building with. Guns – A custom minigame that utilizes guns in minecraft.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

WitherCraft

MCMMO, greifing, essentials, Deticated Ram, Factions, Raiding, Great Staff, Buycraft Donations

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Peaceful craft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

PeacefulCraft first came online in October of 2012. Over the years we’ve expanded our gamemode selection and currently host PvE, Peaceful, and Creative Plots servers. Our friendly and dedicated moderation team is always around to help while our network admins continue to develop new game modes and features to grow our community. We strive to create a positive, friendly community and hope you decide to join us.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	49

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

EDawg878 Creative

Creative

There is a reason why we are the most popular creative server, join the server and find out for yourself!

+ Advanced plot protection system to keep your builds safe, even when you are offline + Toggle between survival, creative, and pvp gamemodes + Access to almost all WorldEdit commands as a reward for voting + Roleplay marriage commands + The best backup system found on any Minecraft server to ensure your progress is never lost + We can rollback any amount of grief within seconds + Active community of thousands of players, we are the largest creative server out there! + Sophisticated anti-spam protection systems + Unique donator options found on our webstore + Useful forum website to interact within our community + Large plots 512×512, when you are done you can even clear them with a single command

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Buildings Constructed:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Stirebuild

Creative, Economy, Survival

Stirebuild is a English and Dutch Minecraft server with both a Survival World and a Creative World.

There is a shop at spawn where you can buy most blocks and items after you have obtained or crafted them. At this shop you can also buy stuff like spawners, special items and armor which have special effects like being immune to certain effects. You can buy these with Credits which you can get by selling blocks or by playing in the Arena at the spawn.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

TagCraftMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival Games

We’re a multi-server network that offers a range of different Minecraft Game modes for people to play. Our servers are based in North America, We welcome both Premium and Offline players.

– Network: Global Chat, Pms, Pets. – Factions: PvP and Peace worlds. – Creative: Large 64×64 plots. – Survival Games: Over 100 different kits. – Quake: Multiplayer arenas or 1v1, 2v2 arenas – Mario Kart: Coming Soon

More info at http://www.tagcraftmc.com/welcome

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7441
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.