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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with shenanigans, pranks, and outrageous adventures.

Ever wanted to fish while possessed by a ghost? Well, now you can on our server! We have a special event where you can fish for haunted fish that will possess you and make you do crazy things in-game.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Roadkill Race, where players compete to see who can run over the most animals in a set amount of time. It’s a hilarious and chaotic event that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground society called the Posshouse, where players gather to plot world domination and pull off epic pranks on unsuspecting players. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter the Posshouse, there’s no turning back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now at posscraft: 51.79.108.212 and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MilkyMC Whitelisted Hermitcraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to MilkyMC, We are a new Hermicraft inspired server with a small but growing community. We are looking for some people to join us on our server, if your interested in playing a server that has amazing builds, themed districts, and friendly players feel free to apply to our whitelist. We believe in a non-pay2win environment, and for this reasons we do not accept donations! We have anti-grief and hack protection, and a custom made white listing system that insures fast and accurate whitelisting.

All our builds are done completely in survival, with out any mods or cheats!

To apply for the whitelist, join our discord and follow the simple instructions. Go to: Discord.MilkyMC.com for more information!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Dragonstone Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Dragon Stone!

We are a Semi-Vanilla Survival server that values it’s players and community. We aim for a mostly vanilla experience with quality of life changes such as /spawn, /home, /tpa, etc.

Dragon Stone is open to raiding, but we also have unique griefing rules that aims to be both fair towards raiding and protective against griefers at the same time, so you never have to worry about your hard work being destroyed.

Dragon Stone also sometimes has special events that players can join, such as Boss Battles or Mini Adventures! These take place in a seperate dimension to ensure it does not interfere with the vanilla survival world.

Minecraft is always better with friends, so come on in and have some fun together! We hope to have you join us soon!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

HiperionCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Network with good game modes, including a new way of a Survival, Skyblock and Vanilla . Join us! great support and great modes in a new way of experience

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BreakdownCraft

Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BreakdownCraft is a network server focused on giving you the best server possible with global ranks, custom features, and a friendly community. From our Medieval Survival with 30 custom quests and a great grief-protected MMORPG experience in Minecraft to our custom SkyBlock server with custom challenges, storyline, minions, and so much more, BreakdownCraft has the perfect server for everyone!

Servers: – Medieval Survival – Aquatic Survival – SkyBlock

IP: Play.BreakdownCraft.com Store: https://store.breakdowncraft.com Discord: https://breakdowncraft.com/discord

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

DexMasters

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Co-Founded by GDec and myself, DexMasters is a somewhat decently sized server that’s always looking for new members to meet. Our community is very welcoming and so is our staff. The main goal of any staff member is to make your time at our server as enjoyable as possible. To do this, we have made sure that our staff are consistently active and our features list is always expanding. We value the community most, so don’t feel hesitant to give us your opinion here, on discord, or directly in-game. We read all feedback, and take that into consideration when further developing our server. With that said, we hope to see you soon!

What are you waiting for? Slide into DM today! Discord: https://discord.gg/HcCpEPu

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PopularMMOs World

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

YouTuber PopularMMOss official Minecraft server Join now to enter into a world is based on PopularMMOs famous serieses and also Pokemon. You will find different areas and characters from their videos that you can now explore and catch pokemon. No mods are needed!

Join now! play.popularmmosworld.com

Developed by PokeFind team.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

HeroxWar

Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

HeroxWar Network

Store: https://store.heroxwar.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/heroxwar Telegram: https://t.me/s/heroxwar Web Site: https://www.heroxwar.com Discord: https://discord.heroxwar.com Minecraft: mc.heroxwar.com TeamSpeak: ts3.herox.ml

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Slampvp

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to SlamPvP. For minecraft 1.9.4 – 1.19

Features: -Farmtycoon (Custom game) -Bedwars (soon) -Cuberunner (soon) -Skyblock (soon)

New minigames coming soon. We hope to see you on the server. Be warned this server is stil in develpment.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

GotPvP

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock

GotPvP is a premium Minecraft network with classic game modes and unique mini games.

• Faction •• Skyblock • Prison •• Creative RPG • Kitpvp •• Oppvp • Fatkid •• Hunger Games

We are a network founded in February of 2013, with one of the most cultured and amazing communities you will find. Over 50 helpful active staff, helpers, senior moderators, and admins. Weekly global events, tournaments and more, you will never get bored!

IP Address: play.gotpvp.com Website: http://gotpvp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/g2HQtCx Store: https://buy.gotpvp.com

Faithfully waiting to see you soon!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

DestinyMC

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

DestinyMC is a long standing community with Skyblock, Survival and Prison servers that are compatible with all devices. Some of our features include Enchantment Gems, Private Mines, Cities, Gangs, Robots and Backpack Enchantments. Link your Discord account in-game to receive a free rank on the server!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Elimentus

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Elimentus, a 1.18.1 Survival/Bending Server. – Choose an Element using /element and unlock sub-elements

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

mnfcandy

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Roleplay

Mongolian minecraft cracked server. So many new features daily updates. Come and check it out. Gamemodes: – OP-Factions – Factions – MiniGames – EggWars – Creative – The Walking Dead – Mega Prison – SkyKingdom (Skyblock+Factions)

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Secret Passages Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Gates of Aevony

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Greetings, fellow wanderer, welcome to Gates of Aevony! Come and play some sweet SMP survival with us or unleash your building skills in the Creative server to show your talent to the world. Free WorldEdit will be your friend.

IP: mc.aevony.net

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Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Aetheria

Factions, Hardcore, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Aetheria is a hardcore roleplay server built to provide a fresh, unique experience. Using a vast selection of immersive plugins, proper utilization of rich story, and a highly responsible staff team, this server is expected to provide an amazing playground for its players.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

DrugLegends

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

One-of-a-kind Minecraft Drug Server featuring…

[+] 3D Blackjack Games [+] 3D Slot Machines [+] Free F FLY [+] Custom Texturepack [+] KoTH’s and Outpost [+] Dynamic Farming and Spawner Economy [+] Events [+] Unique Custom Enchants [+] PayPal Payouts [+] Bosses

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.