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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with shenanigans, pranks, and outrageous adventures.

Ever wanted to fish while possessed by a ghost? Well, now you can on our server! We have a special event where you can fish for haunted fish that will possess you and make you do crazy things in-game.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Roadkill Race, where players compete to see who can run over the most animals in a set amount of time. It’s a hilarious and chaotic event that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground society called the Posshouse, where players gather to plot world domination and pull off epic pranks on unsuspecting players. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter the Posshouse, there’s no turning back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now at posscraft: 51.79.108.212 and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9134	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PixelWorld Network

Anarchy, Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

At PixelWorld we have four different servers for you to chose from! – Towny – Anarchy – SkyBlock – TeamDeathmatch – Creative We hope to see you on the server soon!

**You can play from versions 1.8.*-1.16.* **JAVA/BEDROCK CORSS-PLATFORM

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Rustic SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

RusticSMP is an old school survival server, currently looking for lots of staff to help build a Community . We have a ton of awesome and custom features that we are constantly updating and improving. We are heavily community-driven, and are constantly working to improve the server!

Features: – Jobs – Quests – mcMMO – Custom Enchants – Rankings – Auction House – Player Shops – More!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

United Factions

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

United Factions is the server to be when you want to play Minecraft factions. Free of any loot-boxes and pay-to-win elements, United Factions differs itself from other servers. The server focusses all attention on bringing you the best possible faction experience out there.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6824	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Last Element Avatar Bending Server

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Last Element IP – lastelement.apexmc.co A inspired Server from the anime The Last Air Bender – Here you will be able to use the magic of many elements such as Fire Water Air Earth Chi With even more extra elements coming to the server such as Thunder, Ice, Blue Flames, Blood Bending & Much more to come!!

Custom Mobs & Items & Quest!

Much to do from: Quests, Boss Fights, Rent & Build Houses in city’s Build a player Shop, Level up and Skill up, Master Your Element

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MundoPixels

KitPvP, PvP, Skywars, Survival

IP: mc.mundopixels.net Join and enjoy the great adventure that MundoPixels can offer you, the best of the best!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

TwistedMC

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

TwistedMC is a Java Edition Minecraft Network that focuses on bringing a unique experience along with a twist for enjoyment and content creation. TwistedMC consists of multiple gamemodes such as Survival 1.17.1, Arcade and a custom Bed Wars mode.

Check out our website and more at www.twistedmc.net Apply for staff at www.twistedmc.net/apply Join our Discord at discord.gg/twistedmc

Server IP: play.twistedmc.net

Join the TwistedMC network! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	256	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Elyria Online

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

We’ve been operating for over 2 years now, and very rarely reset, typically only for major updates unless it can be avoided. The server is best described as an RPG-like survival server, with a lot of freedom for you to choose how you play. New updates are being pushed every week, featuring tons of new mechanics only seen in mods, custom items, bosses, and more! I hope to see more friendly faces, all are welcome! And if you ever have any questions, concerns, or suggestions, feel free to reach me in the discord! Cheers <3

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Build the Vote

Creative

Welcome to Build the Vote. A Minecraft voting experience by Rock the Vote. On the server, you’ll learn about the electoral process in the United States. And the best part: you’ll see what it’s like to vote.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Gods Slained:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SoftSlayer

PvE, Survival

Info: Well where do I start… SoftSlayer has been around for about 9 years now, with a pretty dedicated community that still plays a bunch of games together (obviously including Minecraft). Our server is small and pretty simple, it’s a mostly vanilla atmosphere with a few things added like /home and /warps. Everyone is friendly and helpful with most things needed. PvP is disabled (we have a custom PvP arena to scratch your PvP itch), griefing is not allowed (mods will rollback if you get griefed) and you can lock your chests.

Rules: Just the basics here, no hacking, no overly vulgar/racist/homophobic chat, no griefing. Pretty much basic rules.

Whitelist: Join our discord server to apply for our whitelist!

Discord link: https://discord.gg/qNSMbEE We hope to see you around!

IP: softslayer.com

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Towns Built:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

EvaGens

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

EvaGens is a new amazing and unique server where you run around collecting resources and then you trade the resources with the villagers!!!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

House Of Gamers

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

House Of Gamers is a Greek Minecraft SMP where you can play Survival with your friends. The Server has Economy, Crates, Custom Enchants, Shop, AuctionHouse and many other fun features that make it stand out! Become a member of our group and meet people, make friends and enjoy a proper Minecraft Survival Experience!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Farms Harvested:	564	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Minemu Network

Anarchy, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Minemu Network is a set of Minecraft servers where you can play with your friends from any platform (PC, phone or consoles), from version 1.8.X to the most recent.

You can play with your friends in our Survival RPG, where you can build your house with custom furniture, explore the world together with your pets and fight bosses with your RPG skills, a wide range of extra enchantments and brand new artifacts. This server is mainly PVE but you can have duels with your friends in the Colosseum.

You can also enjoy mini-games like The Bridge, Village Defense or our special, Mob Arena.

What are you waiting for? Bring your friends to enjoy with us!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Potions Brewed:	53
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PixGrove

Creative, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

PixGrove SMP is community driven, offering a non-competitive, survival multiplayer gameplay experience. Molded by its community, we incorporate features, update our rules and implement suggestions by the players through having approachable and active staff. We do not restrict players when building, raiding or looting unclaimed land while prohibiting cheating and/or hacking.

SMP features: Land-claim system and grief prevention. Playtime tiers and Voting ranks with rewards. Player run shops. Emotes. Resource world reset once per month. Creative world for higher rank.. No Survival world resets.

Rules: No racism, sexism, discrimination or harassment. Looting and raiding is allowed. AFKing and AFK machines are allowed. No hacking, cheating or clients modded for cheating. See discord for more information.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Hisparquia

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hisparquia is a cracked vanilla anarchy minecraft server with no rules that started on August 2020 running on Minecraft 1.19.4 The world is 3 years old, it has never been reset, and is over 700 gigs in storage.

Hisparquia is a vanilla anarchy cracked minecraft server with no rules that started in August 2020 running on Minecraft 1.19.4 The world is 3 years old, has never been rebooted, and has over 700 gigs in storage.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Ghoulcraft

Creative, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

We are a 1.16 Survival server that uses Optifine & a unique Resource Pack to give players decorative items, such as furniture, weapons, costumes, and more! We focus on Aesthetic builds & building a helpful and friendly community where players can relax and build. To find out more about us, Visit us on PlanetMinecraft!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.