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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with shenanigans, pranks, and outrageous adventures.

Ever wanted to fish while possessed by a ghost? Well, now you can on our server! We have a special event where you can fish for haunted fish that will possess you and make you do crazy things in-game.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Roadkill Race, where players compete to see who can run over the most animals in a set amount of time. It’s a hilarious and chaotic event that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground society called the Posshouse, where players gather to plot world domination and pull off epic pranks on unsuspecting players. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter the Posshouse, there’s no turning back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now at posscraft: 51.79.108.212 and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Enchantments Applied:	92

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Scavenged Shores

Mini Games, PvE, Raiding, Roleplay

Scavenged Shores is a unique pirate-themed RPG server with never seen before custom content. Breaking the boundaries and limitations of Minecraft, Scavenged Shores allows you to set sail on a large pirate ship with your friends to explore a vibrant map full of life, treasure and foes.

If PvE isn’t your style, challenge other players to a duel with access to a variety of unique weapons and skills to take down all that oppose you. Alternatively, Scavenged Shores offers a peaceful playstyle of exploration and building, with the availability of customizable islands created and owned by you.

This server is a project made from love and passion, so come join the community to be part of something new and meaningful!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	144	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░

>> Server address: dw18.craftersland.net

░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Direwolf20 1.18.2 Modpack

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Mineworld

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Server Data: mc.mineworld.online PUERTO 19132 Multiplatform: You can connect from Java and Bedrock 1.18 onwards

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ores Mined:	3630
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

FloraMc

Bedwars, Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Welcome to FloraMC! Version: 1.8 x 1.18 Discord: https://discord.gg/floramc

Server Information:

IP Address: play.floramc.club Website: https://floramc.club/

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

YarnMC Skyblock

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

YarnMC hopes to offer a classic skyblock server experience. With customized plugins, we have a stable, fun economy that rewards progression and community-based gameplay. YarnMC grew from a reunion of people that used to play together on the same skyblock server 10 years ago. Our server supports Bedrock and Java versions so everyone can join. Feel free to join our active discord for the latest updates and to chat! Join us on Discord! https://discord.yarnmc.xyz/

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SmileCraft

Economy, Vanilla

Welcome to SmileCraft! Come play at a semi-vanilla survival server with a friendly community. Anyone is welcome here! Just want to hangout and chat? Go out on an adventure? We’ll gladly invite you in! We also do monetary giveaways for $ or gift cards!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Animals Bred:	50
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Quailiens

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Quailiens is a super chill Minecraft Survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. You can play with your friends, make land claims, create towns, make player warps, buy & sell items to others and more..!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Forged Realms (ForgotSMP)

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Forged Realms, formerly known as ForgotSMP, is a minecraft network that specializes in different types of gamemodes especially survival minecraft. We have hosted gamemodes such as LifestealSMP, Lobby, VanillaSMP, PracticePVP, and we’re planning on adding more. Join the adventure!

We provide many gamemode: – LifestealSMP – Survival or Classic SMP – PVP Practice – And more coming soon!

Join The Adventure!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Eternal Realms

Economy, PvE, Survival

Eternal Realms is something of an oddity when it comes to Minecraft Multiplayer servers. We are a server where vanilla gameplay is enjoyed to it’s fullest, with most of the added features being completely optional!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

RusticLand

Economy, KitPvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to RusticLand, a survival crossplay1 server but you can enter with 1.12.2 – 1.19 😀

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PowerMC

Hardcore, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Prison, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

PowerMC was created for powerful players and honoring them by prioritizing community feedback, consistent content development, and frequent updates without sacrificing high quality gameplay.

Play Survival, Lifesteal, and Prison gamemodes that contain active communities, engaging gameplay experience, balanced progression, next-level features, and many more aspects that curate a fun time for all types of players!

Connect now on Java and Bedrock Edition at IP: ms.powersmp.com and Bedrock Port: 19132.

Join the Discord at discord.gg/powermc to engage with an active community, receive announcements and updates, and participate in events and giveaways!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Vellumtale

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

I want to personally invite everyone to our Vellumtale community!

But why should you join?

> Its a brand new server that’s up 24/7 and located in the EU. > Besides the standard features like Crates, Shops, Anti-Grief, Kits, Ranks etc. our server has revolutionary features such as Custom Weapons, Armor, Mobs, Dungeons, Quests, Cool Hats and a ton more! > We have a small but friendly community :schematics: > Lots of quality updates that are heavily influenced by the community! > Fast, reliable and friendly staff! > You can even talk with other players on the server directly from discord!

I hope we can all grow as players and as a community on Vellumtale !

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Mines Excavated:	4558	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

EarthPol

Earth, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

EarthPol -> The Geopolitical Roleplay Experience

EarthPol is an Earth Server with a scale of 1:217 Earth Map where you can create your own towns, nations and alliances anywhere on the planet!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Oasis Hub

Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Oasis is a Minecraft survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. The community based economy and gameplay is great but the server still provides you with everything you need to go solo! Some of the features offered are Teams, Player warps, Auction House, Custom Cosmetics / Fishing / Tools / Armor and MUCH more!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Tunes Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Tunes Craft Season 2 is now here. Welcome along fresh kits, new events to play at least once a week, valuable ranks, different teams, and most importantly, months and beyond of continued and current fun. Come along and fight against enduring bosses or steal somebody’s loot after a tough battle in our brand new PvP arena. Unleash your inner beast in Tunes Craft Season 2. Don’t leave it too late! Get started now on tunescraft.net , Java Edition only. Minecrafters, it’s your time to shine!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!