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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with shenanigans, pranks, and outrageous adventures.

Ever wanted to fish while possessed by a ghost? Well, now you can on our server! We have a special event where you can fish for haunted fish that will possess you and make you do crazy things in-game.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Roadkill Race, where players compete to see who can run over the most animals in a set amount of time. It’s a hilarious and chaotic event that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground society called the Posshouse, where players gather to plot world domination and pull off epic pranks on unsuspecting players. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter the Posshouse, there’s no turning back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now at posscraft: 51.79.108.212 and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Wzrd Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WzRD Network is a cut above the rest! Tired of looking for that Survival server that cares about its players? I know I was, which is why I started Wzrd Network! We’ve put a lot of work into everything we stand for. You can join our discord with https://discord.gg/tbyR3PCgFQ

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Syntax Network

Creative, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

A brand new minecraft network currently hosting various vanilla servers with an aim to expand to modded, pixelmon and RPG in the near future.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Emeralds Found:	3372
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Mine Danielovci

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

This Minecraft server is currently in the BETA but at the release we planned to have: SMP, Bedwars (Solos, Duos, Trios, …), Dropper, SkyWars and some more minigames. If you find an bug, find a cheater or just want somthing new, Join our Discord server: Go to -> Open a ticket, then click on create ticket, go to the created ticked and write what you wan’t there (Don’t spam these tickets if not needed) Info: Only Admins and you can see the ticket.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Friends SMP

Survival, Vanilla

The server’s PORT has been changed to 25565 – we no longer require :12500. Connect with the regular ip!

Come have some fun on survival smp – no strict rules just use common sense

Do not hack under any circumstances, it just makes the game very boring for everyone else. No advertising either, thanks!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ores Mined:	9878

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ComplexMC

Survival

ComplexMC is a Minecraft server that offers a rich and dynamic gaming experience for players of all levels. It serves as a virtual playground where creativity, innovation, and community thrive. At the heart of ComplexMC is a commitment to providing a unique and immersive environment that goes beyond the standard Minecraft gameplay.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

WorldOfShards

Skyblock

The home of Skyblock! Survival at its best! Create your own Skyblock and play with others! ———————————————— Skyblock Java, IP: play.worldofshards.eu ———————————————— – [1.20.1] Version – The original Skyblock experience. – Custom items. – New School Server with awesome comunity!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CatchyMC

Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Start on a thrilling minecraft experience with us! Both owners of CatchyMC are fully dedicated to making this server work and want to see this community thrive, to get the best opportunity of this we take all feedback, criticism and suggestions seriously Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary gaming journey? Look no further! Introducing CatchyMC, the premier Minecraft server network that will redefine your gaming experience.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

AventuraCraftLatin

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Attention all Minecraft players! Are you looking for a Spanish-speaking server with survival, towny, slimefun, ranges, parkour and much more? Then join us at play.avclatin.com in version 1.20.1! Enjoy a unique gaming experience, make new friends and have maximum fun. We are waiting for you on our Latin server!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

uToo Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

With no flashing banner, no custom texture pack, and no “golden claim shovel,” uToo aims to be different from the mundane survival server we are used to.

In a community where ‘You Too’ are the focus, we listen to YOUR ideas!

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/jtZbgn84k8 Survival Border: 45k x 45k

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Diminutive

PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Diminutive SMP! Diminutive SMP is an smp that is considered semi-anarchy, we allow things such as greifing, looting, and raiding, although we do forbid cheats or hacks of any kind. When you join the server you should acknowledge that simple voice chat (fabric) is required, if you dont have this mod there is a good chance you will be kicked, or even banned from the server, if you dont know how to download this mod our discord has a tutorial video on it which you can follow step-by-step! We have an active community and always love to see new people on the server. We hope that you will considering joining our semi-anarchy adventure!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

KidlessCraft

MCMMO, Survival, Whitelist

Our small community has a professionally built feel and we do our best to make playing the game simple and convenient without ruining the grind you love. We offer a player run marketplace as well as server events for holidays and a automated lottery that will give you plenty of reason to farm those diamonds as you build your dream builds.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

FiveMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, Survival

[COMING SOON] Explore a unique and adventurous world where survival is the key to success. Our server features exciting game modes, including Lifesteal and Survival, offering a captivating and unique gaming experience.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

DogeFun.net

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

DogeFun.net – Der Server mit Verdienstfaktor – Creative, MCMMO, MiniGames, Jump and Run, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Craftbook, Parkour

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BattlePeak

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

BattlePeak is a Minecraft server where players can PVP and unlock as well as trade they’re weapon skins along the way! Embark on a journey towards obtaining your favourite weapon skin and fight players and mobs with it!

With limited time obtainable weapon skins releasing every now and then like the Halloween Pumpkin Axe and the Guy Fawkes Day Firework Rocket, the server’s economy is set to have some interesting years ahead full of trading and new content being released!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Tempest Ascension

Survival

Tempest Ascension is based on the anime “That Time I got reincarnated as a Slime.” You, the player, are a freshly reincarnated otherworlder sent to this world on accident, and now you have to find your way through this strange new world. Build your nation, Become powerful, and reach heights never seen before. This world is yours for the taking.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.