/Haha/ I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with shenanigans, pranks, and outrageous adventures.

Ever wanted to fish while possessed by a ghost? Well, now you can on our server! We have a special event where you can fish for haunted fish that will possess you and make you do crazy things in-game.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Roadkill Race, where players compete to see who can run over the most animals in a set amount of time. It’s a hilarious and chaotic event that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground society called the Posshouse, where players gather to plot world domination and pull off epic pranks on unsuspecting players. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter the Posshouse, there’s no turning back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now at posscraft: 51.79.108.212 and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	179

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BusyBeeDay Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living a boring life of monotony and routine? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and chaos? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where every day is the busiest day of your life! From dodging creepers and zombies to navigating treacherous lava pits, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of baby zombies. Join forces with them to conquer the land and rule the server with an iron fist (or feathered wing)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, busiest day of your life! Who needs real life when you can have all the chaos and excitement you could ever want in a virtual world?

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

NoobMaster69Craft

Are you tired of being a total noob at PvP in Minecraft? Do you constantly get wrecked by 12-year-olds who have never seen the light of day outside of their computer screens? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most potato-like players can become PvP gods!

Join us and experience the thrill of taking down seasoned veterans with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our server is like the Hunger Games on steroids, with crazy power-ups and weapons that will have you laughing maniacally as you obliterate your enemies.

So if you’re tired of being the laughing stock of your Minecraft friends, come join us and show them who’s boss. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend, known far and wide for your epic PvP skills. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even for the most hopelessly uncoordinated players.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ISupportISIS22-France-USAttack

22-year-old, Afghanistan, arrest, charges, Connections, election day attack, extremism, football stadium, France, ISLAMIC STATE, ISupportISIS22FranceUSAttack, Links, man, plotting, Police, SECURITY, shopping center, Support, SUSPECT, Terrorism, united states

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures waiting for ya! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM, you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and monsters. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the FBI is keeping an eye on us. Rumor has it that our players are so skilled, they could take down a whole football stadium with just a pickaxe and some TNT. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a legend in the making!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Auto Drive Craft Fun

Artificial Intelligence, Auto, Automation, autonomous vehicles, comparison, convenience, Craft, DRIVE, Driving, efficiency, Evolution, Fun, Future, innovation, Mobility, progress, robotics, Safety, segways, self driving cars, Technology, Transportation, trends, Walking

are you tired of walking like a peasant? do you want to ride in style like a boss? then join our epic minecraft server where you can ride around on segways like a true king! forget about boring old horses or minecarts, segways are the way to go in this crazy world of blocks and creepers.

imagine cruising through the pixelated landscape, turning heads and making all the other players jealous of your sweet ride. you’ll be the envy of the server, the coolest cat in town.

so why wait? join now and start segwaying your way to victory! who needs self driving cars when you have self balancing scooters in minecraft? come on, you know you want to.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Love Letters Sent:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SkyArch

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to SkyArch, a Minecraft server where you can create/join teams, claim land, open crates, Our server offers crossplay, a PvP arena, voice chat, and much more.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Blocky Boob Brawl Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can indulge in the wild and wacky world of fembot boob raiding! Join us for the chance to conquer and loot fembot villages, where the chests are filled with diamonds, emeralds, and of course, fembot boobs!

But be warned, these fembots are not your average NPCs – they are equipped with advanced AI that will put up a fight like you’ve never seen before. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim victory and reap the rewards of their conquests.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our server. Who knew that raiding fembot boobs could be so exhilarating and rewarding? Join us now and see for yourself!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

The Super Bowl Minecraft SMP Dream

anticipation, Big game, Bowl, celebration, Championship, commercials, Competition, dream, dreamt, Event, EXCITEMENT, Fans, football, game day, halftime show, Minecraft, Players, smp, sports, Super, super bowl, Teams, ultimate showdown, Victory

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like the Super Bowl of Minecraft SMPs! Picture this: instead of just building houses and farming crops, you’ll be embroiled in epic battles with other players, fighting for dominance and glory!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher. We’ve got crazy events like “Creeper dodgeball” where you have to avoid exploding creepers while trying to score goals, and “Ender Dragon rodeo” where you have to ride the dragon like a bucking bronco. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Diamond Disco” where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most coveted prize in all of Minecraft: the Golden Potato. Legend has it that whoever possesses the Golden Potato will have unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams. Will you be the one to claim it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Super Bowl of Minecraft SMPs. Just be prepared for the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9155

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MartianCraft: “Finally, a server with no creepers!”

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world – literally! Picture this: you log on and find yourself on Mars, the first person to ever set foot on the red planet. Your first words? “Move over Elon Musk, I’m the real space pioneer now!” Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you can explore alien landscapes, battle Martian mobs, and maybe even uncover the secrets of an ancient alien civilization. So why settle for Earth when you can conquer Mars? Join us today and start your intergalactic adventure!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Dolphin Fibroblast Fun Land

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have dolphins with cell lines that will blow your mind! our dolphins are like super smart and can totally handle all the pollution we throw at them. it’s like a science experiment gone wild, but in a fun way! plus, you can build your own underwater lab and conduct crazy experiments on the dolphins too. join now for a wild ride of science and silliness!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

What is the IP for ItsFunneh Minecraft Server?

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ItsFunneh is a popular Canadian YouTuber and content creator known for her fun and entertaining gaming videos. She is best known for playing and streaming games such as Minecraft, Roblox, and Among Us. ItsFunneh has a large following on YouTube and other social media platforms, and her engaging personality and humor have earned her a dedicated fan base.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Winters Peak Skyblock

Adventure, Arena, Beginning, Community, Crates, Economy, Events, growth, ISLAND, Journey, opportunities, Ranks, Rewards, SKY, Skyblock, Upgrades

Welcome to Winters Peak, a brand new Skyblock server offering endless adventure and growth! Build your island from the ground up, climb through the ranks, and unlock powerful upgrades as you expand your world. Engage in thrilling events, test your skills in the arena, and open crates filled with rare rewards. Winters Peak is designed for players of all levels, with a welcoming community and countless opportunities to rise to the top. Join today and embark on your Skyblock journey at Winters Peak—where the sky is just the beginning!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

LikeEarthMc

Brewery, Casino, Cities, Earth, Economy, Empire, Friends, Fun, gambling, Geopolitical, Join, LikeEarthMc, Lottery, Minecraft, Movecraft, Nations, Plugins, Roleplay, Server, SETTLE, Towns, Towny, Vanilla, Worldbuilding

Welcome to LikeEarthMc! A geopolitical worldbuilding server featuring several plugins to make the game more fun.

We have plugins added such as movecract, brewery, a lottery system and soon a casino plugin to gamble with your friends!

In this server you can make towns or cities which could grow to nations eventually with lots of space to settle your empire into!

So what are you waiting for? Join the server now!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

1.16, 1.21, Anarchy, battle pass, Challenges, Cheaters, Clan Alliances, Clan Wars, Clans, classic, Competitions, ddos attacks, Donations, Duels, Economy, Elysium, enchantment books, Events, exclusive plugins, exploits, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Hardware, Lands, Large Online, Minecraft, Moderation, Mystical chests, new generation, No Dupe, Performance, Pirate, Prison, Private, Protection, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Russian, season pass, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

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✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafty Anime Minecraft Server

Anime, anime characters, anime culture, anime fandom, anime style, art books, art reference, character design, Crafty, drawing techniques, Favorite, graphic novels, illustration, inspiration, Japanese culture, Manga, manga artists, manga series, Minecraft, Otaku, Recommendations, Server, Visual Storytelling

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a manga/anime art book come to life! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated characters straight out of your favorite manga and anime.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant, kawaii cat girl appears and challenges you to a dance-off for rare loot. Or how about stumbling upon a secret hot spring where all the creepers go to relax after a hard day of exploding? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who just so happens to be a huge fan of cosplay. Join us and you might just catch her dressed up as your favorite anime character!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs boring old art books when you can live out your wildest manga/anime fantasies in pixel form?

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crypto Veteran Minecraft SMP

addiction, Crypto, crypto market, cryptocurrency, discipline, Drugs, Excuses, Failure, Financial goals, Financial Planning, financial struggles, Financial Success, gambling, investing, long-term investment., mental health, Minecraft, personal finance, self-control, smp, Trading, Veteran, wealth building

Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring Minecraft worlds? Looking for a server that will take you on a wild ride filled with craziness and excitement? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and madness. Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground casino or stumble into a drug den run by creepers!

So what’s your excuse for not joining yet? Maybe you’ve been too busy mining for diamonds or fighting off zombies to realize that the real fun is right here on our server. Come join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.