Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3434
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Star Shards Collected:	183	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Votes:	8518
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

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Elysian Craft SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8150
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Magic Items Found:	2037
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Welcome to Elysian Craft SMP , an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!This is a relaxing Minecraft SMP server with player-oriented plugins to enhance your in-game experience! We strive to provide an engaging environment! You can make new friends, invite your friends, and even relax while playing!

play.elysiancraft.xyz:50585

Pinecraft Equestrian

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3868
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8737
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

ABOUT US Pinecraft Equestrian is a unique 1.20.2 Minecraft server created for the youtuber Abigail Pinehaven and her community of horse-game fans! A fully-equipped survival world with bespoke custom plugins and textures brings an unparalleled equine experience to immerse yourself in. Make friends, train, trade and breed your steeds, gather resources and grow, while building your homestead on your very own plot of land!A fun community server with events, horse racing, minigames, livestreams and the chance to feature in YouTube videos!Open to both Java AND Bedrock players!

pinecraftequestrian.com

The ex-stem

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6036
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Divine Spears Created:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Ekstammen is a Swedish minecraft server created by the developers behind the old Supermine. Together with the players, we develop what we consider to be Sweden’s best minecraft server where every player has their place and everyone is welcome!Buy flight time for game currency Get tokens by being online that you can use for keys to get awesome tools and items Build your city with new and old friends

mc.ekstammen.nu

JOLT Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9860
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Jolt is a community SMP focused on creating a fun, friendly, and chill place to play Minecraft. Simplicity is key, and we aim to remain focused on the core game while providing players with a ton of vanilla-friendly quality of life features. Our rules prohibit grief and our staff is committed to helping protect your builds!

play.joltsurvival.com

Avalon City Network

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Survival Games

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	150
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

CrossPlay server (JAVA and BEDROCK) with many types of games and minigames, includes more than 60 plugins with which you can have a lot of fun.It also contains SURVIVAL FANTASY and PLOTS with their own world of resources.

play.avaloncity.pro

Rede Crown

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3244
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

IP: jogar.redecrown.com 1.20SURVIVAL • CLANS • EVENTS • LAND • ECONOMY • SPAWNERS • FARMS • EXCHANGES

jogar.redecrown.com

Honey Horizons

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4728
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Hello there! Honey Horizons is a new Semi-Vanilla KeepInventory Minecraft server that aims to create a fun, community driven experience for all players! Honey Horizons offers plenty of QoL plugins to make the Minecraft experience more enjoyable as well as some fun plugins that will definitely make your experience feel more unique. Some plugins we use are McMMO, SimplePets, LibsDisguises, GriefPrevention and plenty more! We also have included Terralith to incorporate it’s amazing world generation into our experience. On Honey Horizons, we do not tolerate any form of griefing or stealing so that we can foster a friendly community that everyone can enjoy. So, what’re you waiting for? Come join us and be come a part of the nest today at: honeyhorizons.buzz

honeyhorizons.buzz

ConquestLand

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7982
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Endless Night Skies:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

ConquestLand is a 1.18-1.20.4 java factions server currently on season 4. We have custom items, an economy, auction house, kits, land claiming, ranks, upgradeable hoppers, coin-flips, MCMMO king of the hill events, upgradeable spawners, interactive ghat games, huge arenas for fighting bosses with the server, pinata parties and so much more! So come and join our community and have fun! The IP Address is ConquestLand.net! And discord.gg/qHJQQQs6mw

ConquestLand.net

Infinity Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7555
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magic Items Found:	4854	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	38

Survival Custom non-premium Bedrock and Java server, we have a bench, protection blocks, new rpg armor, crates, jobs, clan war, fishing system, bar, auctions, missions, votes, dungeons, pvp arena, rank up, marketplace , fishing and among other things.

play.infinitycraftnet.com

MatriLand

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1525
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	New Chunks Explored:	261293
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

play.matriland.net:25655

Epirate

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3514
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
New Chunks Explored:	737266	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Alien Abductions:	4

What can Epirate offer? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Build your own Town and Nation Create your own Block-Built ships Wage Wars against other towns and Nations Guns, Custom Medieval Weapons, PotPVP Live Map of Europe you can view on your browser Custom Hats for Combat Sea Monsters! Cannons and Naval Regions Missions, Seasons, Temperature And so much more i can’t fit in here! Discord – https://discord.gg/c99g8N2zvw

epirate.usga.me:33181

FoundersMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4245
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Villages Defended:	20
Enchantments Applied:	159	Dragon Eggs Found:	9705

FOUNDERSMC [1.20.4]

Server IP : foundersmc.survival-zone.comServer is not pay2win. Survival made to be challenging. Lands claiming and fly on claimed plots. Roleplay with mcmmo and jobs. Added content for enchanting, farming, fishing, mining, mobs and spawners. Fair gameplay and effort based ranks. Custom items like wings, armors, weapons and tools.Features: ▫️ Advanced Enchantments ▫️ Auction house▫️ BetterRTP▫️ Chest sorting▫️ Chest shops▫️ Custom item crates▫️ Custom mobs and bosses▫️ Custom tags▫️ Dynamp▫️ Free Ranks with essential perks ▫️ Item broadcast▫️ Item filter▫️ Jobs▫️ Lands claiming▫️ Levelled mobs▫️ Mcmmo▫️ Player warps▫️ Player trading▫️ PyroFarming▫️ PyroFishing▫️ PyroMining▫️ PyroSpawners▫️ Resource worlds▫️ Voting systemDiscord server link: https://discord.gg/5XkQPrFGJV

foundersmc.survival-zone.com

DusKraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5194
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24

Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

mc.duskraft.com

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	951
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Void Armor Forged:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

147.135.31.189

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9488
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

mc.noxian.xyz