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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Star Shards Collected:	90
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

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Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3380
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	1085	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5569
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	197

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

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TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8015
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

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NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5109
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

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Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1626
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Votes:	2405
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6897
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

jes.earth

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3607
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

mc.kiraskingdom.com

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9320
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

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DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Mines Excavated:	1473	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	1779	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Magic Items Found:	7232	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

drgnshield.com

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7027
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

mc.beuteugeu.com

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9589
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

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firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5605
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

mcs.firestartermc.com

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3075
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8615
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44

play.beacoland.com

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1515
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	540224	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ores Mined:	4626
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

CubedMC.org

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2445
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ores Mined:	1948	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	8410
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Crops Grown:	5605	Holy Grails Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

skymata.games