Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3918
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchantments Applied:	258
Dragon Eggs Found:	618	Royal Courts Attended:	3

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Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7681
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Lifestealed.com

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9446
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Players Killed by Monsters:	1463
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Farms Harvested:	856
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

142.44.148.175

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

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TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

thecribmc.us.to

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3667
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	473	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Farms Harvested:	860
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

play.firecrusades.com

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3398
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

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Light

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4140
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Crops Grown:	4576	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

play.lightmc.uk:25595

Secure Heaven

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3832
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Farms Harvested:	325
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

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Friends In Game

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	999
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

mc.amiciingame.com

MC.LOL

Bedwars, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8655
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5912	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

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PrismForge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9337
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Runes Activated:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4159

ms.prismforge.com

Esoteric Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7572
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	18

– Land claim to protect your builds – PvP enabled outside of claims – Basic commands like /sethome, /spawn and /tpa – Hard difficulty – No hard limitations on redstone or farms – NO Keep inventory

play.esotericmc.com

Valegate

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Towns Built:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

play.valegate.com

FTB SkyAdventures by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4577
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	207
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sky.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Utils mod land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB SkyAdventures 1.12.2 Modpack

sky.craftersland.net

Humblex

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Enchantments Applied:	77
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2

mc.humblex.net