Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9197
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Emeralds Found:	7224
Towns Built:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Emenbee Realms

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Towny

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5096
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Emenbee Realms is back and better than ever! A revival of the classic Minecraft server, brought to you by members of the original staff! Supports version 1.7-1.20.1

Bedrock IP: geyser.mc-em.com

org.mc-em.com

DragonCraftMC

Factions, Tekkit

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3402
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9148
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Experience the Tekkit 2 Factions Server! Version: 1.2.1. Join now for an immersive gameplay with mods, alliances, and interspace intense battles. Come start your journey today!

T2.DragonCraftMC.net

ScuffleMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5435
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

JAVA IP: ScuffleMC.net BEDROCK IP: ScuffleMC.net (Port: 25565)

ScuffleMC is the most popular Sky Gen Minecraft servers out there. Come explore multiple worlds or fight for glory in 1.8 PvP. Other features include events, economy, outlands, custom crates and custom items. Connect to the ScuffleMC server for an epic and rewarding Minecraft experience unlike any you’ve had before!

1.16 -> 1.19 are supported!

ScuffleMC.net

Farzy

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7517
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mines Excavated:	3909
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

A brand new Survival experience! Play with one of the biggest Survival YouTuber’s Farzy, and join him on the friendliest Minecraft Survival Server out there!

Bedrock IP: bedrock.farzysmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

play.farzysmp.com

The Crown

Creative, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2260
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	9043
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

IP: thecrownmc.com

thecrownmc.com

Noobcraft

MCMMO, Towny

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3267
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Farms Harvested:	158
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

mcnoobs.info

ExaliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2173
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Welcome to ExaliaMC!

Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

playexalia.com:26260

FairNSquareMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5190
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

play.fairandsquaremc.com

Elivius

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5489
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

• Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

play.elivius.net

Equilibrium Survival

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7738
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2115	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Magic Items Found:	7465
Votes:	6734	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

equilibriumsurvival.com

Minedoms

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5426
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Votes:	5115	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

Minedoms.com

Lands of Minearchy

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3231
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Emeralds Found:	5306
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

play.minearchy.com

Suralt

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4890
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Void Gems Collected:	38
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

play.suralt.net

Safe Haven

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4195
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ores Mined:	5062	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Animals Bred:	21
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Runes Activated:	2

Safe Haven is a community-based server with SMP, Creative, a few minigames, and more in development! We have friendly staff and an incredible community welcoming to all!

SMP: – No griefing – PVP toggleable – McMMO

Creative: – Rank system – Free Worldedit and VoxelSniper

We also have Hide and Seek and other community minigames! IP: safehavensmp.apexmc.co OR 172.240.174.132:25576 (1.20.1) We hope you have fun! -Safe Haven Community

safehavensmp.apexmc.co

CandyCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Towny

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Farms Harvested:	551	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Emek Skyblock and Faction Server You can buy vip etc with gems More things like Digger Minion farmer minion Collector Minion are available in our game ip: mc.candycraft.net

mc.candycraft.net