Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6218
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6301
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Zombie Dances:	2

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

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From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8680
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	4373	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Farms Harvested:	208	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7020
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2152
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	32

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7237
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Gods Slained:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3545
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4856
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Animals Bred:	151
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Villages Defended:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9243
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9204
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Void Gems Collected:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7345
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Crops Grown:	8232
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7352
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

ms.zedarmc.com

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Animals Bred:	23
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	72

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

mcs.eyserver.com

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4217
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Enchantments Applied:	107	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mines Excavated:	3829	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

pog.foxcraft.net

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4253
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

play.dreamers.fun

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2142
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6227	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	101	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

ms.SunRealms.net:20001

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4080
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Potions Brewed:	58
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Emeralds Found:	882
Mines Excavated:	4654	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

mc.acemc.co