Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3201
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Votes:	3340
Dragon Eggs Found:	3199	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	335
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Votes:	6902
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Moohub.net

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1511
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Animals Bred:	107
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

mc.peacefulvanilla.club

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Void Gems Collected:	36	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

45.59.168.40

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7973
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7030	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

play.mc-paradise.com

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9790
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

noob-friendly.com

SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2217
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

supersmp.fun

1MoreBlock.com

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1044
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Runes Activated:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

1moreblock.com

VoidSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8267
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	36	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

voidsurvival.net

Iruvatar Network

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3624
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Farms Harvested:	947	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

play.iruvatar.com

Minebits

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3686
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	110	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

minebits.net

LuckyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1749
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7513	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Towns Built:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

play.luckycraft.nl:25609

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7359
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Void Gems Collected:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Players Killed by Monsters:	371

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

mc.craftmc.pro

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1529
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Votes:	2116
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Love Letters Sent:	18

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

snapshot.pandamium.eu

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6798
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Zombie Dances:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

smithereens.withermc.io:19206

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	494
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

play.VentureBlockMC.com