Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4465
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Farms Harvested:	985	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3017
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4741
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3770	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4272
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6200
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magic Items Found:	8585	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ores Mined:	1472
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Votes:	5202
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2150
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1637
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8292
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Runes Activated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6452
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	3123	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7765
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5089
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Dragon Scales Harvested:	296
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1030
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

alliancecraft.net

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7873
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Farms Harvested:	631
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

squirtle.enchantmc.com

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3673
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Farms Harvested:	785
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

play.minessii.shop

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6083
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Gods Slained:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Dimension Hops:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

citrusgroup.club

Minecraft.SI

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8079
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

Minecraft.SI