Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

No Named Orgs Server

Creative, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9635
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

We are a community aimed at making a fun gaming environment for all gamers to play in! Currently, we have several features:Survival Creative Mob Arenas Wands Infernal Mobs Dungeons And much more!

mc.no-named.org

cCraft

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9797
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	396	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

cCraft as a bilingual server (German/English) was made openly accessible again with 1.7.x – the principle of being as close as possible to the original Minecraft has the highest priority here.As a player, you have the opportunity to protect your areas on your own responsibility – without having to ask an admin. No commands are required, just a chest (for the very first custom zone) and a gold shovel for creating new zones and moving the corners of existing zones.Our worlds are free to use, as we know from the original Minecraft – only the areas protected by other players are subject to restrictions.

ccraft.de:25000

Project City Build

Creative, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6976
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	91
Magic Items Found:	1323	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Project City Build [ Creative | Survival | Minigames ]PCB is a tight knit Minecraft community and city building server, dedicated to building realistic, modern, themed or period based towns and cities. PCB has been running since the early days of Classic, and has grown and evolved over the years.Whether on our creative or survival mode maps, you can get together with your friends to create your own cities. Our server is based around building large scale towns and cities; help expand an existing town, or start your own!Project City Build is a small and friendly community that will always welcome new members. If you are interested in building things, this server is perfect for you.

pcbmc.co

that cry

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7674
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	27	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mines Excavated:	4655
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

liroyo – a gaming experience out of this world. So who are we? Hi, I’m Leroy and I’m a relatively small YouTuber, ever since I can remember playing minecraft, I’ve always wanted to have a minecraft server. Until now it was just Batternos, but I wanted to take it a step further: a really real server, real storage, a level server. So I invite you to come to Leroy: serve with a loving community, Fastest support available And above all, just a fun Minecraft server to play on.

liroyo.revivemod.net:2111

DreamZone

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7859
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	7384
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Crops Grown:	5921	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

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5.9.221.129:25635

lemoncraft

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2262
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ores Mined:	5909
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

At LemonCraft we focus on an unusual gaming experience, do our missions, defeat bosses to unlock worlds, explore our custom world and become the top of the server! We will wait for you!

play.lemoncraft.lat:19133

vakmc

LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5854
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8711
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Who are we? VAKMC is India’s Biggest Minecraft NetworkWhat do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VAK MC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: vakmc.fun ◆ Bedrock Port: 25626Come Join the fire and compete with many other players to drill the leaderboard!

in3.gbnodes.host:25626

JustMinecraft

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3818
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	5866	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Towns Built:	2

Just minecraft is a simply server for everyone who want to join with friends and play. This server is for you, just like you will create your own but you dont have to, just join!

Domso.dynu.net:25566

NeuroSMP

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Endless Night Skies:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Falling into the Void:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5277	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to NeuroSMP – where classic meets modern in Minecraft survival! Dive into a semi-vanilla experience with an old-school twist. Enjoy the thrill of survival, enhanced with a free rank system that lets you climb the ranks. Hone your skills with our unique levelling system and get ahead with our powerful OP kits. Join us for an adventure where every block, every challenge, and every player counts. Step into NeuroSMP and craft your legacy!

play.neurosmp.com

SFC.MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3346
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Buildings Constructed:	31
Dragon Eggs Found:	4895	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Runes Activated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Potions Brewed:	107

An AMAZING Minecraft Faction PVP Server!We have -Crates -Amazing Community -Koth-And more

factions.snowyfennix.community

Minecraft Realms

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4788
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	398231
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	27
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Medieval Themed MC Server, with a few QOL plugins thrown in. Claim some land using a Gold Shovel will you have a house or will you start your own Clan and make a Kingdom? With a simple Economy using Chest Shops and Currency being Gold, Diamond and Emerald….Medieval Bartering for the win!Have FUN!!

149.255.37.74:50928

Eternals

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4619
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Star Shards Collected:	164
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Eternals has a friendly community and currently a survival Custom updated to the latest version 1.20, with many features: basic commands, jobs, economy, slime fun, superpowers, custom items, keys and much more.English: Eternals is a Spanish-speaking Minecraft Survival server, custom-made to perfection and running on the latest MC version. It has so many features, including basic commands, jobs, an economy, SlimeFun, superpowers, custom items, and keys. The server even has enchants+, bosses, dungeons, and, let’s not forget about events! You really won’t find anything else out there quite like it, so don’t bother trying and just join Eternals!

mc.eternals.top

Overcraft Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival Games

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6161
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Votes:	8195	Towns Built:	8
Secret Passages Found:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

You can join our network in 1.18.2 [Optifine]. We have incredible support and a selection of games you’ll never get bored of. Some of them include:– Overland – Prison – SkyWars – Bedwars – Arcade – Nexus – And much more…

region-central.overcraft.lat:25566

Imperia MC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1197
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Crops Grown:	2985	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Imperia is a semi roleplay geopolitical Minecraft server and it advances this cause by implementing such plugins and game mechanics to best suit that purpose. However these custom game mechanics may only provide the basic framework, every in-game achievement is solely in the hands of the players. This means, that not all existing features are accessible from the start. Only player input and game progression can allow for progress.

mc.playimperia.com

Jujutsu Kaisen Goatjo

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Zombie Dances:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Goatjo Minecraft is a jujutsu kaisen based minecraft server 🙂 We host events daily, crates, survival, pvp and a awesome friendly community

Goatjo.linkmc.net