Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6982
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	256
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Emopia.se

Creative, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8239
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Mines Excavated:	2091
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

emopia.se

Kragmc

Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5650
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ores Mined:	7159

This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

kragmc.vyxterhost.net:25608

HostileMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6211
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

hostilemc.vurig.host

Vampiric Classics

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4021
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Potions Brewed:	80	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

Vampiricclassic.playwn.co:25583

Crafters Cove

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9528
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Villages Defended:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dimension Hops:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Farms Harvested:	306
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

play.crafterscove.fun

Goblin SMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2691
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Love Letters Sent:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1186
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

goblinsmp.org

The New Deck

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1712
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

play.thenewdeck.com

Oblivion Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5582
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Endless Legions Commanded:	34

play.oblivionprison.com

PRIMAL

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1758
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

play.primalminecraft.com

VexedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8830
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	896
Players Killed by Monsters:	3799	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

org.vexedmc.com

Bcraft Brazil

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1386
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

mc.bcraft.com.br

UGC Community

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4119
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mines Excavated:	3918	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40

eur-ugc.hopto.org

MarsCraft

Bedwars, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4997
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

marscraft.org

Ready Moby

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Animals Bred:	147
Farms Harvested:	823	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

redemoby.com

Pathis Orb

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	869
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

mc.pathisorb.com