Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2815
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Cloudrealms

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Chimeras Created:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Welcome to Skyblock Adventures, where the sky is the limit and your creativity knows no bounds! Dive into the ultimate skyblock experience where you’ll embark on an epic journey to conquer challenges, build your own thriving island, and forge new friendships along the way.Features:Custom Skyblock Experience: Our server offers a unique and customized skyblock experience designed to provide endless entertainment and challenges for players of all skill levels.Island Creation: Start your adventure by creating your own island from scratch. Build towering structures, expansive farms, and intricate landscapes to make your island truly one-of-a-kind.Economy and Trading: Engage in a dynamic player-driven economy where you can buy, sell, and trade resources with other players. Build your wealth and expand your island empire through smart investments and shrewd trading strategies.

cloudrealms.net

Rapid Skies

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Star Shards Collected:	65	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Void Armor Forged:	22	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

A new released standard Minecraft Skyblock server, Includes Minions, Crate keys, Mob coins, Spawners and more! Feel free to come and stop by to join us in this adventure! Server versions above. Now with £/$ 100 IS Top!

rapidskies.us

AmaruGamma

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	New Chunks Explored:	675369
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Welcome to AmaruGamma! A server in which we have a Towny Chill and a community that will welcome you with open arms, currently we already include Quests, Skills, Mobs and Custom Items and much more to come! We also have Bedrock compatibility! What are you waiting for? Join AmaruGamma! Host located in Chile Bedrock Compatibility IP JAVA: amarugamma.holy.gg IP BEDROCK: santiago2.holy.gg Puerto: 25565English: AmaruGamma is a Minecraft Towny server for players who speak Spanish. It also features quests, skills, mobs, and custom items, with much more yet to come! AmaruGamma is hosted in Chile, and its cross-play support makes it possible to join from both Java and Bedrock. Bedrock players can join the server using “santiago2.holy.gg” as the IP and “25565” as the port.

amarugamma.holy.gg

RoyaltMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1850
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Crops Grown:	4852
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

RoyaltMC is in an incredible phase!!Currently, the REVEX Server is active – 1.20+ The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each worldCome adventure with us!

royaltmc.online:20129

Raspberryboat // Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6838
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Raspberryboat An unique 1.20 survival experience.Survival: An enhanced survival experience. – Land claiming – Leaderboards – Unique voting events – Custom currency – Quests – Tasks – Jobs – Skills – Pet shop – Cosmetics – Endless fun

raspberryboat.com

Copper Valley MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Welcome to Copper Valley MC, a small, adult-only survival server focused on providing a chill, stress-free experience after a long day of class or work. There are a couple plugins that alter game-play in a fun and fresh way. Mobs are leveled, so as you venture further from spawn, the more health and attack the mobs have. Protect your land with Towny, and forge alliances with neighboring towns. MCMMO provides a comprehensive skills system to level up your player. Create chest shops to sell your items and set a warp so others can visit. Tired of survival? Take a break in the skies on your very own Skyblock island!

play.coppervalley.us

Vindicterra

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9338
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Welcome to Vindicterra – Unleash your Minecraft adventure on our Custom 1:300 Europe Map! Immerse yourself in a realm of unparalleled excitement with our one-of-a-kind features:Custom Factions Plugin: Forge alliances, wage epic battles, and conquer territories like never before! Our unique Factions experience adds a strategic layer to your gameplay, where power and diplomacy reign supreme.Custom Economy: Amass wealth, trade with fellow players, and dominate the economic landscape. Our tailored economy system brings a fresh twist to the game, offering endless possibilities for entrepreneurial minds.Custom Items: Discover a treasure trove of exclusive items meticulously crafted to enhance your Minecraft journey. From powerful weapons to awe-inspiring artifacts, each item is designed to elevate your gameplay to new heights.Custom Resource Pack: Immerse yourself in the beauty of our bespoke resource pack, tailored to complement the grandeur of our 1:300 Europe Map. Every detail is carefully designed to deliver a visually stunning and unique Minecraft experience.Server IP: play.vindicterra.net: Join the adventure now! Embark on a quest across the vast lands of Europe, where every decision you make shapes the course of your destiny. Unleash your creativity, build mighty fortresses, and engage in epic battles on Vindicterra!Don’t miss out! Join us at play.vindicterra.net for an unparalleled Minecraft journey filled with conquest, camaraderie, and customization. Vindicterra awaits – Claim your place in the grand tapestry of our custom-crafted world!

play.vindicterra.net

Fantasy on Aincraft Online

Creative, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6992
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

What is FAO? FAO is a Minecraft server that takes inspiration from the iconic work “Sword Art Online”. In this exciting world, you will enter a universe full of challenges, missions and lasting friendships. With diverse gameplay, epic combat, and the opportunity to explore a vast world, FAO is the perfect place for SAO fans and Minecraft lovers.Staff Wanted: We are looking for new Staff members who are passionate about FAO. If you have the skills and dedication, you could join our team!

209.222.97.166:25566

GeodeSMP

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	764
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Welcome to The Geode…Server Open 15/08/23 9:00am ESTIf you have found us you have been called and have answered…We are a new, up and coming server currently in our research and development season. Our focus is to gradually grow a community and SMP experience around our players.It is what it will become… It is becoming what it will be…If you are seeking a server to call home you have just found one.“Eight words the witches creed fulfil; If it harms none, do what thy will.”

51.210.222.63:25681

Kozers Universe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9452
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Void Armor Forged:	27	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Towns Built:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

play.kozers.org

Ecaz MC

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7703
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5807	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Our true single player mob spawn rates provide a place to build any farm you can dream up, and have it live up to its full potential. Love building? Join in on building huge community projects, or design some of your own to show off. If those aren’t your thing enjoy regular game play with a few Quality of Lifes extras. Or have fun with the optional add-ons of building skills and doing quests. It’s all up to you.

mc.ecaz.net

DerCraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4265
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	137	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Holy Grails Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

DerCraft WarSMP – Next-Level Adventure Awaits! Lose a heart per death. Banned 2 weeks if hearts deplete; return with 3. Vote, play, earn hearts, and revive friends. Log in for exclusive daily rewards. Playtime and voting rewards to boost progress. Unlock keys, rewards, and treasures with our JourneyBook Discover unique items and become a master. Rent shops, engage in player-to-player trading. Epic land claiming, war declarations, and battles.

play.dercraft.net

OceanBlock by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3583
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dragons Tamed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ocean.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Utilities chunk claim > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB OceanBlock 1.16.5 Modpack

ocean.craftersland.net

LegendsRPG

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1176
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Buildings Constructed:	50

LegendsRPG is a lore-focused RPG server about skilling, exploring, completing quests, and progressing as far as you can! You play as the protagonist, who was once a lazy bum and is now trying to become a hero!

legendsrpg.minehut.gg

AlanBeckerMC

Creative, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1216
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Votes:	427	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	32

The official Alan Becker Minecraft server! Come check out our newest gamemodes of Survival, Factions, Creative and so much more! AB Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/noogai89/videos

play.alanbecker.net