Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ores Mined:	7565	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2664	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Buildings Constructed:	35

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dimension Hops:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Towns Built:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8611
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6292

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Potions Brewed:	41
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Villages Defended:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Animals Bred:	110	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Divine Spears Created:	21

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.