Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Potions Brewed:	27
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Animals Bred:	83

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ores Mined:	8653	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8122	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Runes Activated:	0
Love Letters Sent:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magic Items Found:	2163
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ores Mined:	9455	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	440
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7618
Farms Harvested:	369	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	311
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”