Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5760

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Divine Spears Created:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	321
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	476	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magic Items Found:	4517
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	253
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	1041
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	New Chunks Explored:	864374

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.