Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	2468	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	177
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Gods Slained:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8056	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Star Shards Collected:	53
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Crops Grown:	6401	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38
New Chunks Explored:	144495	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	7971

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.