Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Runes Activated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Chimeras Created:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ores Mined:	9699
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Dragons Tamed:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Buildings Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Void Armor Forged:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5601	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!