Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Villages Defended:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mines Excavated:	2240
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77	Dragon Eggs Found:	1370
Magic Items Found:	7274	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Magic Items Found:	2774
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Gods Slained:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Buildings Constructed:	40	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	58
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magic Items Found:	8466	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	297	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.