Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141	Crops Grown:	4893
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	94
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1547
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Runes Activated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Crops Grown:	6764	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Emeralds Found:	4385
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magic Items Found:	5197	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dimension Hops:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9060
Falling into the Void:	0	New Chunks Explored:	497094
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Players Killed by Monsters:	1860	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Crops Grown:	1673	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	2055	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Meteorites Collected:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!