Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Towns Built:	1	Farms Harvested:	421
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3539	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4458	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Void Armor Forged:	22	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	373	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7890
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8944
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3556
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	2881
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Buildings Constructed:	44
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Zombie Dances:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.