Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Towns Built:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Holy Grails Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
New Chunks Explored:	810732	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Secret Passages Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Animals Bred:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Villages Defended:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mines Excavated:	1127	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	2207	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Void Gems Collected:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.