Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Buildings Constructed:	41	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Magic Items Found:	3086	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	138	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Animals Bred:	46	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Animals Bred:	158
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	830618
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Zombie Dances:	1	New Chunks Explored:	657449
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.