Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Secret Passages Found:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Villages Defended:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Runes Activated:	8
Villages Defended:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Villages Defended:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	164
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.