Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Wvnderland

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our server! IP : wvnderland.apexmc.co We offer; Balanced player-based economy Custom map-arts by our players Grief prevention Player shops Public warps Player teleport commands Jobs Crates with custom items! Daily rewards A caring support team And much more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Lightcraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

> Welcome to Lightcraft! We’re a mostly vanilla server which lets you play how you like. Whether you’re a builder, PvPer, or just a casual player, you’ll find a place for you here. That said, cheating and hacks are not allowed.> Achievement-based Ranks Ranks are all free and include more benefits as you work your way up! We used a custom-made achievement system for claiming higher ranks. Earn achievements by simply playing the game, doing parkour courses, or even visiting certain areas!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Emeralds Found:	7940	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

DreamCraftMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

“Welcome to the DreamCraftMC, where the Minecraft experience reaches new heights! Immerse yourself in a world of excitement and innovation with our carefully curated selection of awesome plugins and special features. Discover gameplay like never before as you navigate through a server designed to deliver thrills, challenges, and endless adventures.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NightwolfMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

NightwolfMC is a casual Skyblock and SMP experience with the latest plugins and custom coding. It runs on 1.20.2 but is backward compatible with older versions. All players are welcome.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Elysium

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Minecraft community where you can explore a world of endless adventures, play with your friends, have fun, participate in exclusive events and trade with a trading system created by the players themselves.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Local craft

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Enchantments Applied:	137	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NobleRealms

Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Enchantments Applied:	83
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

freakplot

Economy, PvE, Survival

Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Runes Activated:	5	Mines Excavated:	1066
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Buildings Constructed:	29	Divine Spears Created:	20

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Buildings Constructed:	22
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Void Gems Collected:	36
Ores Mined:	7838	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	441	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Animals Bred:	67	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.