HaftaCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

PixelPraise: Anime Deities Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anime reigns supreme and the possibilities are as endless as the number of waifus you can collect! Join us and experience a world where you can build your own harem of pixelated characters and live out your wildest fantasies without any judgment (as long as it’s all in good fun, of course).

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you venture deep into the darkest corners of our server, you may just stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all your favorite anime characters come to life. Imagine hanging out with Naruto, Goku, and Sailor Moon while building epic structures and battling monsters together. It’s a weeb’s dream come true!

So why wait? Join us now and let your inner otaku run wild. Who knows, you may even find yourself in a situation where you have to save your harem from a horde of creepers or team up with your favorite anime characters to defeat a dragon boss. The possibilities are endless on our server – come and see for yourself!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SausageCraft: Where Every Block is a Wiener!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is a real frank delight! With more laughs than a comedy show and animation that will blow your mind, you’ll be laughing your buns off in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to hear Seth Rogan’s voice acting that is simply bun-believable! He’ll have you rolling on the floor with his hilarious antics and witty one-liners. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wiener of a time you’ve been craving!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	8096
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ores Mined:	3292
Meteorites Collected:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Pixelated Puns: Land of Llamas

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite of Japan – a total shithole! But don’t worry, that just means there are endless opportunities for chaos and hilarity.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through poop-filled landscapes, battle giant turds, and build your very own toilet castle. Who needs cherry blossoms when you can have exploding diarrhea trees? And forget about sushi, on our server, we feast on poop cakes and pee soup.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours. From the poop-obsessed wizard to the farting unicorn, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knew a shithole could be so much fun?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Gawr Gura’s Fishy Fun Land

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us if you want to witness the epic saga of a player who declared their diamond pickaxe as their baby and carries it everywhere they go. Yes, you heard that right – they even tuck it into bed at night!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Talk about skills! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	228	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Blocky Booty Busters: No Pussies Allowed!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the sensitive stick wielders out there! Are you a weeby eternal virgin who can’t score in real life? Are you a pussyfree loser who prefers the company of pixels over people? Do you have girly moans that would make even the toughest warrior blush? Well, look no further, because this server is for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with estrogen-fueled adventures, conditioned goons, and a whole lot of hand-fucking action. Who needs real women when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? Our resources are endless, from our booru full of sensitive material to our QotT that will have you on the edge hard in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let your sensitive stick guide you to glory on our outrageous Minecraft server! Who needs pussy when you have pixels, am I right?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Satanic Sisters Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where women are literally satanic…ly good at building amazing structures! Join us for a chance to witness the devilishly talented female players create jaw-dropping builds that will leave you questioning your own building skills. Who knew that Satan was a master architect?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Divas” – a group of fierce female players who dominate in PvP battles. Rumor has it that they sold their souls to the devil for unbeatable PvP skills. Will you dare to challenge them?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair where the witches of the server brew potions that give you superhuman abilities. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself turned into a frog!

So come join us on this wild and wicked Minecraft adventure, where women are not just players, they’re satanic superstars!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

LOLcraft: The Adventures of TRANIME

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where everything is made out of anime characters. That’s right, you can mine for waifus and build with your favorite anime heroes. Want to fight a giant Pikachu boss? Done. Want to ride on a flying Totoro? No problem. Join us on our server and experience the ultimate anime adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden Senpai Shrine, you’ll be granted three wishes by the anime gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner otaku run wild!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RichCraft: Where Even the Creepers Have Mansions

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Are you tired of living in a dirt hut while your neighbors flaunt their multi-million dollar stone mansions? Look no further, because on our server, you can become a part of the elite 5,000,000 $ stone home club!

Join us and embark on a quest to gather rare materials, slay dragons, and make deals with villagers to amass your fortune. Once you’ve built your dream mansion, you’ll never have to worry about leaving the outside lights on again – because who needs sleep when you’re living in luxury?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the envy of all your Minecraft neighbors!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Buildings Constructed:	43
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty Yanks Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with adorable Americans who will greet you with hugs and cookies! That’s right, Americans are cute and they’re waiting for you to join their pixelated world of fun and friendship. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

VoiceCraft: Where We Only Speak in Minecraft Once

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Once you join, get ready to be bombarded with greetings in every language known to man. You’ll be proposed to by random players wanting you to marry their sisters, because why not? And don’t even think about trying to talk about the game, because small talk is the only talk allowed here.

But wait, there’s more! Join our voice chat once and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of “Hallooo, bratan!” in perfect harmony. Who needs game strategy when you can have awkward conversations with strangers instead? So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Dragons Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Blockhead Banter

Asshole, banter, Blockhead, CRUSADE, dog-pigs, dumb, dumb motherfuckers, Europe, Genocide, MOTHERFUCKERS, normal Europe, Quiet, russia, totalitarian

Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Love Letters Sent:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PizzaSliceTales Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a slice of pizza that tells the most epic bedtime stories you’ve ever heard! Imagine building a castle while being serenaded by a pizza slice playing the accordion. Or going on a quest to find the legendary cheese of destiny, guided by a wise old slice of pepperoni. Join us and experience the craziest, most delicious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Divine Spears Created:	10	Magic Items Found:	2806
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Creepers & Cakes: A Minecraft Adventure

#breastfeeding, 4chan, Abuse, Adventure, black penises, cakes, CREEPERS, cross dressing, Disturbing, family friend, fun thread, GOD, Grooming, illegal, inappropriate, Manipulation, Minecraft, MINOR, pedomommy, Police, predator, Secrets, Trauma, underage

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, craft, and survive while dodging crazy family friends who want to breastfeed you! That’s right, our unique feature includes Pedomommy NPCs who will try to smother you with their perfume and rub their breasts in your face. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even end up dressing as a woman to masturbate like some of our other players!

Join now and let’s make this Minecraft server something fun and unforgettable!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

KoreanCraft: From Stone Age to Annexation LOL

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Korea was so poor it was basically stuck in the Stone Age before Japan came along and annexed it. But fear not, because on our server, you can rewrite history and build a thriving Korean empire that will make Japan jealous! Explore ancient ruins, mine for precious resources, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Kimchi Dragon. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn Korea into a powerhouse on our server – it’s a history lesson you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ores Mined:	5142	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Gun-Toting Dryer Queen’s Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot as a weapon. Yes, you read that right. A CARROT.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. But shh, it’s a secret. Only the bravest players can find it.

3. Our PvP battles are legendary. One time, two players had a duel using nothing but chickens as their weapons. It was clucking madness!

4. Our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can breakdance like nobody’s business. He’s the life of the party, trust me.

5. In the next update, we’re implementing hotkeys for weapons, but not just any weapons. You’ll be able to wield 8 guns at once, all while doing your laundry in-game. It’s a multitasking dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	572149
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2