hey u, yes u! wanna join the most epic minecraft server in the universe? well u should cuz we got hackers from iran who are like top tier and they do like 300 million cyberattacks on microsoft users every day! imagine the chaos and excitement of playing on a server run by these mad geniuses. u never know what crazy shenanigans they’ll pull next. join now for a wild ride of hacking, building, and pure chaos!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30
Falling into the Void: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

    Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away
    Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

    Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

    Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Gods Slained: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Shear Madness – Where Sheeptubers Rule the World!

    Shear Madness – Where Sheeptubers Rule the World!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fluffy as a sheep’s wool? Look no further than our server, where we celebrate all things sheep vtubers and their friends! Join us for some woolly fun with Essie, Eira, and the gang as they navigate the virtual world with their adorable sheep avatars.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to some of the most legendary sheep vtubers out there, like SleepSheepASMR and RheaNevermore. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll feel like you’ve been counting sheep all night!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got a whole herd of friend-shaped EN streamers ready to join in on the fun. From Sleepy Project to Mintmai, you’ll never run out of hilarious moments and epic adventures on our server.

    So why wait? Join us on this wild and woolly Minecraft server today and experience the fluffiest, most entertaining gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the sheep-tastic fun!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Farms Harvested: 152 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Crops Grown: 9530 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • StopKillingMePlz

    StopKillingMePlz
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We encourage chaos, mayhem, and all-out war between players.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of sneaking up on someone and stealing all their diamonds, or if you want to build a giant lava pit to trap unsuspecting players. Our server is the Wild West of Minecraft, where anything goes and there are no rules to hold you back.

    But that’s not all – we also have special events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the whole server is blown up, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where hordes of zombies invade the world and players must band together to survive.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your inner troll run wild! Just remember, anything you do in the game stays in the game – so watch your back and be prepared for anything.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Magic Items Found: 3294

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • 4Kids Ruined Minecraft

    4Kids Ruined Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild anime adventure where 4kids reign supreme and 2D anime girls come to life!

    Join us for a wacky journey where we embrace all things 4kids and dive headfirst into the world of anime. Who needs reality when you can have virtual anime girls as your best friends? Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock hidden powers that will make you the ultimate anime master.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave your boring old life behind and join us on this crazy Minecraft server where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even meet your waifu along the way!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Falling into the Void: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Minecraft Madness: Manga Mayhem

    Minecraft Madness: Manga Mayhem
    Hey there, fellow manga enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers that only talk about the same old manga series? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your manga needs!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. We’ve got scifi and fantasy galore, with a touch of low fantasy for those looking for something a little different. And don’t worry, we’ve banned all mecha stuff so you won’t have to deal with any pesky robots ruining your fun.

    Need some recommendations for new manga to read? Look no further! Our members are experts in all things manga and can help you find your next obsession. From hard scifi to mind-bending fantasy, we’ve got it all.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the manga madness begin! Who knows, you might even uncover a hidden gem that will blow your mind like never before. See you there!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 7729 Epic Quests Completed: 30
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Dimension Hops: 8 Villages Defended: 19

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • BlockyBalls69 Minecraft Server – Where we pay tribute to cocks and play mini golf! #sendnudes

    BlockyBalls69 Minecraft Server – Where we pay tribute to cocks and play mini golf! #sendnudes
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals and dancing llamas.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic cock tribute battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough, we also have a special feature where you can send pics of your builds to our resident minigolf expert for a chance to win a grand prize!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Pixel Pundits: The Blocky Battle Royale

    Pixel Pundits: The Blocky Battle Royale
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we settle the age-old debate: which is more universally reviled and reprehensible – creepers or skeletons?

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers come charging at you, ready to blow you to smithereens. But wait, here come the skeletons riding on top of spiders, shooting arrows at you from a distance. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s… hilarious!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling it out with your friends to see who can survive the longest against these dastardly foes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. But beware, for the legendary Ender Dragon lurks nearby, waiting to swoop down and snatch away your precious loot.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prove once and for all which mob is truly the most reviled and reprehensible in all of Minecraft!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • GameRx Minecraft Hospital: Name five video games and call me in the morning

    GameRx Minecraft Hospital: Name five video games and call me in the morning
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! Only on this server will you encounter such absurd adventures.

    But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Well, on this server, anything is possible! We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this – on this server, the pigs can fly. Literally. So come join us and let’s embark on the wildest Minecraft journey you’ll ever experience. Remember, when in doubt, just name five video games and call me in the morning.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • TotalCraft: Where you can’t escape the tyranny of creepers and crafting, but hey, at least it’s fun!

    TotalCraft: Where you can’t escape the tyranny of creepers and crafting, but hey, at least it’s fun!
    Are you tired of boring, peaceful Minecraft servers where everyone just builds cute little houses and farms all day? Well, come join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

    In this totalitarian dystopia, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through treacherous obstacles and face off against ruthless players who will stop at nothing to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, because our admin team is always watching, ready to swoop in and ban anyone who dares to challenge their authority.

    Join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every block you place could be your last. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker where all the banned players are forced to mine for diamonds for eternity.

    So why do you love this server so much? Because where else can you find such a perfect blend of chaos, tyranny, and pure unadulterated fun? Join us today and see for yourself why this totalitarian dystopia is the place to be in the world of Minecraft.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43
    Mythical Quests Completed: 41 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Tea and Creepers: A British Minecraft Adventure

    Tea and Creepers: A British Minecraft Adventure
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a strict “no nonces” policy – because who wants creepy weirdos ruining the fun, am I right?

    But that’s not all! We also have a ban on Aussies because, let’s face it, those guys are just too good at Minecraft and it’s not fair to the rest of us mere mortals. Plus, have you heard about the legendary diamond mine on our server? It’s said that whoever mines there will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and eternal glory!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your day? So come join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life – just don’t forget to leave your Aussie friends at the door!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Enchantments Applied: 103
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 3692

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • RespawnRUs: Where Death is Just a Temporary Setback!

    RespawnRUs: Where Death is Just a Temporary Setback!
    Welcome to the most mind-bending, reality-warping Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine a world where the laws of physics don’t apply, where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. This server is like stepping into a psychedelic wonderland where anything is possible.

    Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to grant the eater eternal life and unlimited building materials. But beware, for the bacon is guarded by a pack of enchanted chickens who are not to be trifled with.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within the server lies a portal to the Netherworld, where players can battle fearsome demons and collect rare treasures. Will you dare to enter and claim your prize?

    So come on, join us on this wild ride and see if you can unravel the mysteries of this bizarre and fantastical Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the true meaning of life…or at least have a good laugh trying.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • GundamSeedMC: Where every OP/ED is God-tier!

    GundamSeedMC: Where every OP/ED is God-tier!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as the battles in Gundam Seed/Destiny? Look no further, because our server is like the Strike Freedom of the Minecraft world – OP AF!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own mobile suit while dodging creepers and zombies like a true Coordinator. Our OP OPs and EDs will have you feeling like you’re piloting the Freedom Gundam itself, soaring through the skies and taking down enemies left and right.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Gundam Seed/Destiny Minecraft adventure. Trust us, it’s so good even Lacus Clyne would approve.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 213
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Legendary Scepters Created: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Blocky Bantz Club: Where Every Pixel is a Joke!

    Blocky Bantz Club: Where Every Pixel is a Joke!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your love of big black cats? Look no further, because our server was literally built for bbc – that’s right, Big Black Cats! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft, and they’re just waiting for you to come and tame them.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and valuable that players have been known to go to extreme lengths to find it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest and wackiest adventure of your Minecraft career. Who knows what kind of crazy creatures and treasures you’ll discover along the way – maybe even a Big Black Cat riding a Diamond Chicken!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 16 Epic Shields Constructed: 38
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 32
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • CityCraft: Where Minecraft meets real life…kinda

    CityCraft: Where Minecraft meets real life…kinda
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that claim to be based on real cities like New York City, Washington D.C., Boston, Philadelphia, Chicago, and San Francisco? Well, guess what? They’re all FAKE! But fear not, because our server is the REAL DEAL! We have recreated all of these iconic cities block by block, complete with famous landmarks and bustling streets. Want to build a skyscraper in Times Square? Go for it! Feel like causing chaos in the White House? Knock yourself out! Join us now for a truly authentic urban Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, all of the others are fake – except for us!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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