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Players:	102/600	Votes:	477
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	New Chunks Explored:	527370
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions as you navigate through insane challenges and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep stampedes through your mine, leaving a trail of confetti and glitter in their wake. Or how about the time when a group of mischievous players dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the entire server, causing chaos and confusion wherever they went.

But that’s not all! We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and even a hidden disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And don’t even get us started on the legendary potato war that happens every Tuesday – it’s a spud-tacular event you won’t want to miss!

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Classic Realms

Economy, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8253
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Alien Abductions:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Classic Realms is a Minecraft survival server which strives to bring back the old classic survival experience, cutting out the nonsense from modern day servers. If you’re looking for a fun, non p2w server! Classic Realms is your best bet!Connect using bedrock with the ip: bedrock.classicrealms.net and the port 8188

play.classicrealms.net

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9494
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

fun.skeletosmp.com

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9582
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

skyvalleymc.servmine.com

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	602
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5805
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	604
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3952	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7965
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Animals Bred:	57
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9649
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	806
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5819
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Zombie Dances:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7602
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	23
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Gods Slained:	2

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4322
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ores Mined:	3915	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5558
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ores Mined:	9962	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	303
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2325	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Ores Mined:	8983
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3486
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1420	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Magic Items Found:	2067

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com