Hack Attack: WTF is this server’s problem? LOL

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4315
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

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TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5335
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Void Armor Forged:	29

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9737
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4799	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6161
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Farms Harvested:	523
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ores Mined:	1524

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7333
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Buildings Constructed:	22	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	3173	Emeralds Found:	908
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	216
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2898
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9916
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1179
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9847
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1751
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4803
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Zombie Dances:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Magic Items Found:	6157
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9866
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7823
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dimension Hops:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9734
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	279
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Towns Built:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Magic Crystals Found:	6

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1624
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Divine Spears Created:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Ores Mined:	5253	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com