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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 9765 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 459 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 90649 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9490 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join because, like, we have the most epic parties in all of minecraft land. like, one time, we had a party so wild, even the creepers were dancing.
and, like, our community is, like, super tight-knit. we all, like, help each other out and stuff. like, one time, this dude lost all his diamonds and we all banded together to help him find them. turns out, they were in his inventory the whole time. classic mix-up, man.
oh, and did i mention the custom plugins? we have, like, this one plugin that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns. it’s, like, totally insane. you gotta see it to believe it, man.
so, like, come join our server and experience the most epic minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
